Here is this week's puzzle, may the force be with you:
 

Here is this week's puzzle, may the force be with you:

Two men who lived on the planet of Tatooine were competing for a woman's hand in marriage. The father of the woman, who didn't really like either man, told them to take their speeders and race to the spaceport of Mos Eisley and back. The last speeder to cross the finish line would be the winner. Both men realised that this could be a very long race and so went to seek the advice of Obi Wan Kenobi who lived atop a quiet hill beyond the Dune Sea.

Obi Wan said four simple words to the two men, who then left Obi Wan's home confident of a fair race.

What did Obi-Wan say to the two men?

I have absolutly no idea

Tag team that bitch !

actually he said: may the force be with you

four simple words

he said:
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no one got the answer?

The answer is... (spoiler below)...





































These 4 words.
Who Gives A Shit.

whats the answer?

Race the other's speeder.

you got some bud?

I just shit myself.

whats the answer?

She has the AIDS.

whom ever wins must pretend my lightsaber is a dick and rotate

"Wait until daddy dies"

Switch your Speeders Dummies.

whats the answer?

this gotta be interesting
ok whats the answer?

somone should know.

somone should know.

"race the last mile"

bump......

You have already won?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :error

go fuck yourself!

Still no answer yet?

That would work.... but he was still looking for the correct answer after you said it. so....?

nigga yo' self kill

don't cross the line

or

it's not worth it


or
see my sig below ;)

He said "Hey you stupid smucks, the old man is fucking with you, and the speeder will win the daughter not you, now get on your god damn knees and suck me Yoda style"

He said "WHO FUCKING CARES ???????????"

i need to know the answer