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fusionx 05-25-2007 09:36 AM

How do you bleach an asshole?
 
I'd think Clorox would hurt. A lot.

CosmicTang 05-25-2007 09:38 AM

easy.

you wait till he falls asleep and then you pour bleach on him.

actually, they have salons here in LA that specialize in it.

frostyimpressions 05-25-2007 09:38 AM

A professional asshole bleacher uses a special bleaching concoction for that sensitive area. From what I heard, it's no more uncomfortable than bleaching your hair and scalp.

fris 05-25-2007 09:38 AM

why do people bleach? get rid of the shit stains?

D 05-25-2007 09:39 AM

Ol' brown-eye gettin' a bit too winky, maybe.

fusionx 05-25-2007 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by D (Post 12487149)
Ol' brown-eye gettin' a bit too winky, maybe.

It's almost thong season :helpme

Iron Fist 05-25-2007 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12487144)
why do people bleach? get rid of the shit stains?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

LiveDose 05-25-2007 09:43 AM

I would call in sick a lot if that was my day job.

sumphatpimp 05-25-2007 09:44 AM

now that is a profession to be proud of

mattz 05-25-2007 09:45 AM

You go to a professional to get that done :)

I'm starting school in the fall to become a professional ass bleacher and to be part of the "ABAA" or Ass Bleaching Association of America

GT-Omar 05-25-2007 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx (Post 12487134)
I'd think Clorox would hurt. A lot.

Man they are working you too hard up there.........:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fusionx 05-25-2007 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Revshare-Omar (Post 12487195)
Man they are working you too hard up there.........:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Gotta keep up with the current fashion trends!

GT-Omar 05-25-2007 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx (Post 12487493)
Gotta keep up with the current fashion trends!

I feel the need for another pink pony outing .........:winkwink:

CIVMatt 05-25-2007 11:57 AM

A girl with a bleached asshole is a beautiful thing

Jman 05-25-2007 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 12487878)
A girl with a bleached asshole is a beautiful thing

I must agree it makes it way more fun to play with :thumbsup

NemesisEnforcer 05-25-2007 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx (Post 12487134)
I'd think Clorox would hurt. A lot.

My girl is getting this done in Sherman Oaks, CA.

http://www.pinkcheeks.com/analbleach.html

Calvinguy 05-25-2007 12:54 PM

We need some before and after pics...

DamageX 05-25-2007 12:55 PM

You drop Franck into a tank of peroxide.

JFK 05-25-2007 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 12488136)
You drop Franck into a tank of peroxide.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

GrouchyAdmin 05-25-2007 01:00 PM

http://www.imagepup.com/up/UMU1_1180...n_MDRA2308.JPG

cattivo-3xeg 05-25-2007 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12487144)
why do people bleach? get rid of the shit stains?

lmfao......:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TonyL 05-25-2007 01:37 PM

"ABAA" LOL! oh shit my side hurts

Scott McD 05-25-2007 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12487144)
why do people bleach? get rid of the shit stains?

Of course.

I think i might do mine... :1orglaugh

baddog 05-25-2007 02:30 PM

Fill up your tub with Clorox and take a soak

aico 05-25-2007 02:43 PM

Just light your farts and burn it off.

_Richard_ 05-25-2007 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz (Post 12487194)

I'm starting school in the fall to become a professional ass bleacher and to be part of the "ABAA" or Ass Bleaching Association of America

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nikki99 05-25-2007 02:48 PM

I don´t know what means "bleach" in english :glugglug

geedub 05-25-2007 02:50 PM

i seen tabitha stevens getting it done on tv once

Rexk 05-25-2007 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NemesisEnforcer (Post 12488040)
My girl is getting this done in Sherman Oaks, CA.

http://www.pinkcheeks.com/analbleach.html

This is hilarious...I just called them...and fucked with them...asked them if it should be applied before or after a shit...if it eliminates corn and nuts...bitch got pissed and hung up on me

pornguy 05-25-2007 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NemesisEnforcer (Post 12488040)
My girl is getting this done in Sherman Oaks, CA.

http://www.pinkcheeks.com/analbleach.html

Damn. No before and after photos.

Scott McD 05-25-2007 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub (Post 12488853)
i seen tabitha stevens getting it done on tv once

Did she enjoy it ?? :1orglaugh


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