whats the funniest prank you have played on someone???????????
 

Have you ever played a practical joke on someone that was sweet as a nut? share the laughs here....:thumbsup

Fuck yeah! This one time, this fucker friend of mine I wanted to goof on, well first when he was at work, I went into his house and dumped a big sack of hard candy down onto the carpet, and poured some water on it so that it would kinda melt onto the carpet...

Then I went out into his backyard and grabbed the lawnmower, brought it into the house, revved it up and "mowed" his living room, tearing up the couch in the process.

After the living room was thouroughly fucked up, I went into the kitchen and took out all of the food from the fridge and piled it up on the kitchen floor, where I had a cat shit on it. Smelled horrible!!

Then I went into the garage and poured brake fluid over his wife's car, but it took too long to start eating through the paint, so I took the sander off the workbench and grinded off huge sections of the car's paint.

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Next, I went into their bedroom, with my backpack that I had prepared ahead of time. I sat down on their bed and dove into my "lunch".

That lunch consisted of castor oil and wasabi peas. I eat as much as I could of both, and within minutes I felt my bowels roaring. I hiked down my trousers and proceeded to spray a massive swath of liqui-shit on their bed, dresser, walls and ceiling. I had to run out of the room before it dripped upon my head.

As I was passing through their hall, back to their living room, I happened upon their cat, which I promptly strangled.

Back in their living room, I took out my potato gun and fired a few rounds through their television. When it was sufficently smoking and sparking, I decided to call the local police tip line and report them for selling crack, after witch I flushed their phone down the toilet.

I thought that was just about enough hijinx, so I headed out, but not before placing several large "HITLER WAS RIGHT" signs in their front lawn.

To this day, we get such a chuckle out of that.

i that all for me its not enough wait me to see you and ill try it into you hehe joke

yeah i made some guy named "wyldworx" register at gfy and from this day on he made a complete tard out of him every single day...


i am a cruel man

I think your prank is trying to use a fucking keyboard.

this wasn't really a prank, i guess more of a mean joke...

we were both going somewhere in my car and I say to her...."Do you smell that?"...she was like, "I don't smell anything, What are you talking about"...I say: "I think it's my window(Pass. side), smell my window to make sure it doesn't stink."....so she gets real close to the window to smell it and I jerked the car to the left so her face hit into the window real fast!

..it didn't hurt her at all, she was just a little embarassed, but I thought it was pretty funny:thumbsup

I use to always keep a bong in my Game Room on the fireplace mantel - this one dude i knew would always come over and hit it with out asking me first (most the time it was loaded).So finally i got tired of it and put 2 dead flys in it and put a little bit of weed on top. It was pretty funny watching him smoke dead flys , and cough his brains out.I never told him either

learn the language before you try to communicate with it:thumbsup

It's not so much a joke as just a funny thing I did.

When I was in FX, I worked with a guy that used to LOVE to play the fart game. I've told this on GFY before but here goes anyway.

My friend is a excellent painter. He was airbrushing a project one day and was wearing an air respirator. The kind that you wear for toxic fumes, not the kind your gardener wears. His desk faced the wall and so his back was to the shop, and with the compressor on he couldn't hear much. So I walked up behind him with about a 6 foot length of tygon tubing. (the big flexible plastic kind) and I put one end on my ass, and the end on my mouth. I stood right behind him and farted right into the tube.

I took the end off my ass and shoved it into his respirator between his cheek and the gas mask. And blew into the tube. I delivered the most foul odor directly into his only air supply. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! He started gagging and could barely get the mask off fast enough. We were all laughing hard. fuck, that was probably the meanest and funniest things I ever did to him.

One other time I jumped up onto his chair and sat my ass right on the back of his neck and farted right on his neck once. He called it a "direct transfer." He felt his head vibrate. LOL!

:1orglaugh that reminds me of boarding school this time when we filled the vaseline jar with deep heat and watched as the sorry ass fuck grabbed a handful to take back to the dorm. He was in the shower block not 45 seconds later.

A dormmate used to constantly brag about how many girls he was fucking while the rest of us "losers" were dateless. One Friday night he came into the room after a shower, and I noticed my other friend forcing himself not to laugh as Cassanova splashed cologne on his face as he got ready for his date.

After he left, my friend burst out laughing, and let us all in on the joke. He had dumped the cologne out and filled the bottle with piss earlier that day. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh