I just won 2.5 million for simply using teh internets.
 

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL WORLDWIDE INTERNET USER LOTTERY PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

Dear Internet User,

YOUR WINNING NOTIFICATION FOR USING THE INTERNET.
I am pleased to inform you that one of the best things that can happen to any Internet user is to be rewarded for spending money and time on the Internet.

You may not have known that over one hundred billion people daily surf the Internet on regular basis for one reason or other. These Internet users including yourself, pay access fees to various Internet Service Providers (ISP) all over the word who in turn remit surplus funds to the numerous World Wide Internet Technology Companies (WWITC) for the development and advancement of Global Information Technology.

So much money is generated from people like you all over the World for using the Information Superhighway (the Internet) without your being aware the enormous sum that go to the stake holders (WWWITC). Without your patronage, this would not have been possible. After we conducted a research on the issue, we concluded that Internet users should be compensated.

As a result, we embarked on a worldwide lottery promotion with a sophisticated automated database to randomly select E-mail accounts that frequently surf the Internet. Consequent upon this, your E-mail address was picked for Category "A" Winners.

After the automated computer ballot, your E-mail address emerged as a winner in the category "A" with the following numbers attached Ref Number: PW EH 9590 OG 0612,Batch Number: PA 563881545- NL/2007

You and other category "A" winners are therefore to receive a cash prize of Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($2.5,000,000.00)
respectively from the total payout of One Billion US Dollars earmarked in the lottery for category "A" winners.

Your prize award has been insured with your E-mail address, which qualified you for the lottery and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory proof of E-mail address ownership.

CLAIMS AGENT.
Name: David Paulson
Phone: +31- 616 -937- 582
Fax : +31-847 -147 -474
Email: [email protected]

Provide him with the following information:
First name:
Last Name:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than 14 days, thereafter unclaimed funds would be forfeited after a trio repeated forwarding of this message to you without your response. Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence. (Ref No: PW EH 9590 OG 0612, Batch No: PA 563881545-NL/2007),

Yours Faithfully,
Marry Jones

thats great man, make sure you send in a photocopy of your ID and latest bank statement so they can wire your funds in
LOOL

That's nothing bro. As soon as I pay the 40K in bank fees I'm gonna get 6.5M in unallocated Nigerian oil money.

you won that too!!....sweet:thumbsup

Lol thats nuts!

I wonder if the person who wrote that actually thinks there's hundreds more than one hundred billion internet users?

and they always use a yahoo email address ? You are going to get 2.5 mil from a place that can only afford free email ...:helpme

:thumbsup

total world population is around 16.5 billion:error

So you think there's only 16.5 billion e-mail accounts out there?????

:error

it said "You may not have known that over one hundred billion people daily surf the Internet on regular basis for one reason or other." not email accounts:tongue:

Sweet we can all quit our porn jobs and retire into riches now.... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Awesome! congrats on your winnings :)