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DWB 05-22-2007 11:39 PM

Full Metal Jacket
 
Watching it right now while Redshoe massages my balls. Incredible movie no matter how many times I see it.

Everyone is invited to Redshoes house any night this week to watch it in thundering surround sound and a full wall screen TV. Just like being in a movie theater.

BV 05-22-2007 11:40 PM

i could watch the first part of that movie over and over

BusterBunny 05-22-2007 11:41 PM

don't you know about the bird?.....umau mau mau umau umau

RedShoe 05-23-2007 12:34 AM

yeah we pretty much have the first 45 minutes on repeat. That and Smokey and the Bandit.

Rodent 05-23-2007 12:37 AM

I bet if there was pussy on that obsticle you'd make it...

Devin 05-23-2007 12:37 AM

"Get the fuck off of my obstacle!"

I agree with you guys. Basic training the best part. Kind of made
the drill sgt. career. Can't think of his name but he has been pigeon
holed into that role.

Well Dunn 05-23-2007 12:38 AM

yah first 45 minutes is awesome, it realy feels like 2 seperate movies when you look back on it all, but great movie, kubricks best (but a clockwork oarange is a close second.

tabasco 05-23-2007 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devin (Post 12473441)
"Get the fuck off of my obstacle!"

I agree with you guys. Basic training the best part. Kind of made
the drill sgt. career. Can't think of his name but he has been pigeon
holed into that role.

R Lee Ermey.. even has his own site :1orglaugh

donkevlar 05-23-2007 12:53 AM

One of Kubricks best YOU FUCKING MAGGOTS

RedShoe 05-23-2007 01:12 AM

Yes, it's one of his best. I also liked his take on The Shining, and Clockwork was pretty bad ass as well.

BucksMania 05-23-2007 03:10 AM

balls massage? that should be some top-notch movie theathre

Scott McD 05-23-2007 03:17 AM

I've still never watched Full Mtal Jacket :helpme

I guess i should change that...

DWB 05-23-2007 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12473783)
I've still never watched Full Mtal Jacket :helpme

I guess i should change that...

FUCK!!!! The first 1/2 of the movie is just bad ass. The second 1/2 is ok, but it is a GREAT Vietnam war movie.

RedShoe 05-23-2007 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12473783)
I've still never watched Full Mtal Jacket :helpme

I guess i should change that...

Do you live in LA? The 4:00 am showing is about to start.

wyldworx 05-23-2007 04:03 AM

fuck, that is my favorite birrell flick! :thumbsup

Michaelious 05-23-2007 05:51 AM

I love that movIE!!!

divine116 05-23-2007 06:18 AM

Awesome TV.

slackologist 05-23-2007 06:28 AM

great flick.

Big_D 05-23-2007 06:37 AM

great movie, agreed dude

drowsy 05-23-2007 07:13 AM

I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again

SilentKnight 05-23-2007 07:17 AM

The basic training part of the movie is absolutely accurate to how it is IRL (even here in Canada).

Everytime I watch it, its like a flashback to basic training at CFB Cornwallis in the early 80s.

peeperpimp 05-23-2007 08:32 AM

Awesome, one of my all time favorites

Dirty Dane 05-23-2007 08:33 AM

Thats a great movie :thumbsup

Aneros Josh 05-23-2007 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 12473815)
FUCK!!!! The first 1/2 of the movie is just bad ass. The second 1/2 is ok, but it is a GREAT Vietnam war movie.

If he hasn't seen the movie, he can hear most of the second half in the 2 live crew album :)

whomework 05-23-2007 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 12473431)
yeah we pretty much have the first 45 minutes on repeat. That and Smokey and the Bandit.

Full Metal Jacket is definitely on the top of my favs list. What about Kellys Heroes? That movie is old and was out way before I was even born, but i think its still pretty good. Lots of famous actors in that one.

Smokey rocks too. I picked up the DVD Pursuit Pack I think its called. Its like a 3 DVD set I think.

whomework 05-23-2007 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 12474479)
The basic training part of the movie is absolutely accurate to how it is IRL (even here in Canada).

Everytime I watch it, its like a flashback to basic training at CFB Cornwallis in the early 80s.

I think thats partly due to the fact that R. Lee Ermy (however its spelled) was really in the military. He definitely brings character to that movie. Every time I see that guy in a movie he just tells it how it is.

Mr. Mojo Risin 05-23-2007 09:25 AM

yes, it's a great movie

SykkBoy 05-23-2007 09:32 AM

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of shit, or did you have to work on it?

Drake 05-23-2007 09:38 AM

In real life would an overweight low intelligent dude like that one in the movie be beaten down or would the army just let him go because he can't keep up?

SxDx 05-23-2007 09:58 AM

Private Pyleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

RedShoe 05-23-2007 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33 (Post 12475036)
In real life would an overweight low intelligent dude like that one in the movie be beaten down or would the army just let him go because he can't keep up?

Nowadays? They'll take anything they can get. Overweight? Not a problem, as long as you can fire a gun, you'll do.

Violetta 05-23-2007 10:33 AM

yeah... saw it a few days ago. Was on the tv. GREAT movie!!

RedShoe 05-23-2007 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12475319)
yeah... saw it a few days ago. Was on the tv. GREAT movie!!

You saw it on TV? That must have been fun.

"BullSHOOT I can't hear you"

"...But until that day, you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth, you are not even human FREAKING beings, you are unorganized grabPLASTIC pieces of amphibian SPIT!"

"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on N-WORDS, JEWS, ITALIANS, or MEXICANS. Here you are all equally worthless"

"Who said that? WHO THE FREAK SAID THAT?!?!?!!? Who's the slimy little communist SHOOT twinkle-toed CORK SOAKER, who just signed his own death warrant!? Nobody huh!? The FAIRY FREAKING godmother said it! Out FREAKING standing. I will P.T. you all until you FREAKING DIE! I will P.T you all until your BOTTOMS are sucking buttermilk! Was it you you scroungy little FREAK?!"

-"Sir no SIR!"

"You little piece of SPIT, you look like a SLEEPING WORM! I bet it was you!"

-"Sir no SIR!"

-"Sir, I said it SIR!"

"Well, No SPIT. What have we got here a FUNNY comedian. Private Joker. I admire your honesty. HECK, I like you. You can come over to my house and WALK my sister!"


It goes on from there.. but you get the idea...

Ace_luffy 05-23-2007 11:17 AM

any pics on it.. i never watch the movie before...

RedShoe 05-23-2007 11:19 AM

ok, this one was too good, I just had to do it.

"What's your excuse?"

"Sir, Excuse for what sir?"

"I'm asking the FREAKING questions private. Do you understand"

"Sir yes sir!"

"well thank you very much, mind if I be in charge for a while?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"Are you shook up? Are you nervous?

"Sir, I am sir!"

"Do I make you nervous?"

"Sir?"

"Sir WHAT?! Were you about to call me an BRASS MOLE?!"

"Sir, NO SIR!"

"How Tall are you private?"

"Sir, 5'9" sir!"

"5'9", I didn't know they stacked PITS that high. You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere huh?"

"Sir, NO SIR!"

"Bull [COLOR="Red"]SHOOT! it looks to, the best of you ran down the PRIVATE part of your mamas BOTTOM and ended up as a DISCOLORED stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated! Where in the HECK are you from anyway, private?"

"Sir, TEXAS SIR!"

"Holy DOG SPIT! Only Steers and BEERS come from TEXAS! And you don't much look like a BEER to me, so that kinda narrows it down. DO YOU LIKE TRICKS?!"

"Sir, NO SIR!"

"Are you a METER HUFFER?!"

"Sir, NO SIR!"

"I bet you're the kind of gut to POKE a person in the EYES and not even have the GOSH DANG common courtesy to give him a RING OF BROWN! I'll be WATCHIN YOU!"

Stephen 05-23-2007 11:25 AM

"...because inside every gook, is an American, trying to get out."

ooohh rah :thumbsup

RedShoe 05-23-2007 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace_luffy (Post 12475582)
any pics on it.. i never watch the movie before...

This one single image sums up the entire American war machine.
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/ima...tal-jacket.jpg
link hot: http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/ima...tal-jacket.jpg

klinton 05-23-2007 12:20 PM

I watched it about 6 months ago because everyone has been talking how great that movie is etc...
but for me nothing revolutionary and special in this movie, maybe apart from Part 1...a little

jonesonyou 05-23-2007 12:22 PM

I wish I had a friend to hang with.

Huggles 05-23-2007 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 12473312)
i could watch the first part of that movie over and over


Agreed :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 05-23-2007 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 12475611)
"...because inside every gook, is an American, trying to get out."

ooohh rah :thumbsup

:bowdown...

u-Bob 05-23-2007 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 12475611)
"...because inside every gook, is an American, trying to get out."

ooohh rah :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Far-L 05-23-2007 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 12473815)
FUCK!!!! The first 1/2 of the movie is just bad ass. The second 1/2 is ok, but it is a GREAT Vietnam war movie.

But the second half has "if I am going to fight for a word then my word is poontang" and that alone kicks some serious ass...

DWB 05-23-2007 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 12475953)
I watched it about 6 months ago because everyone has been talking how great that movie is etc...
but for me nothing revolutionary and special in this movie, maybe apart from Part 1...a little

I don't believe I heard you...

You god damn communist heathen!!!

DWB 05-23-2007 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesonyou (Post 12475962)
I wish I had a friend to hang with.

Reshoe is not my friend. I just like to sit in his home theater and watch movies. Like being at the IMAX. I use him for anything I can, mostly snacks.

DWB 05-23-2007 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 12475953)
.....nothing revolutionary and special in this movie, maybe apart from Part 1

You should watch Part 3, The Return of Gunny. Movie making magic right there! :winkwink:

tony286 05-23-2007 09:18 PM

great movie

OG LennyT 05-23-2007 09:30 PM

"Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubblegum!"

hahahaha

wyldworx 05-23-2007 09:46 PM

haven't seen in a while, one line i remember was "5 dollah boop boop, luv yu long tum"

wyldworx 05-23-2007 09:47 PM

sucky sucky, very gut.


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