TRUE Picture Story about Sexy Rexy and Sam
 

I have to tell this tale

Apparently a week or two ago Sexy Rexy was speeding in Gay Parie when suddenly some red cherries go off

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seems he was going in excess of 200kph. Apparently in France if you get caught doing such speeds you IMMEDIATLY loose your licence. So now Sexy Rexy travels to work on - get this - not a motercycle but the ONLY moterized vechile he's legally allowed to drive.

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now here's where it gets interesting. Sam, seeing this wonderful new porche 911 just sitting there decides that - well, since it's just sitting there with no one to drive it, that she should drive it. SO sam goes down to the police station to fill out some papers or the like to make everything legal and while talking to the police officer stops him cold and asks if she understood him correctly. She says 'let me get this straight' VERY slowly speaks again 'If I get caught doing in excess of 200 kph as a Canadian in France you cannot remove my licence?" The officer is quick to state that it is a Heavfy fine but that her conclusion is correct - they cannot remove her licence for speeding.

SO as a Canadian Sam is allowed to speed as much as she wants (only sunject to fines for a few grand or soo for excessive speeding) but Rex is WITHOUT licence and no amount of money can get his licence back for 3 months.

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Isn't life GRAND?


It's good to be Canadain!!!!!111

I am not sure what this is about but if you will be caught speeding in france doing 200kmph+ then your car would be impounded :)

lol thats a great story!!! It was great seeing you guys in Toronto:)

blame canada

I am going to visit France now :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh TOO Funny, but not to Rex, I guess. I saw this before but wasnt going to say anything:winkwink:

that scooter thing is too cool, probably saves a shitload on gas.

so the story is , rex was going 290km and got clocked at 209 km :) can u say VIVA LA FRANCE haha and scott - we are hoping he ONLY loses his license for 3 months - might be a year :321GFY

Samantha looks better behind the wheel of the Porsche than Rex ever did. Congrats on the new ride Sam.

lmao where in Paris was he able to find a long enough road to hit 200kph? The Champs Elysees? :1orglaugh

not if there is a canadian in the car with a canadian drivers license :)

While I'd love a vintage Vespa, it's not much of a choice next to the Porsche.

That is pretty fucking funny. Rex, sorry to hear my friend, but Sam...LUCKY YOU!!!

can u say HOT haha:thumbsup

not if there is a canadian with a canadian driver's license in the car my friend!

Damn, that sucks for Rex but Sam sure does look sexy in that new Porsche! ;)

hahaha great story :thumbsup

Hahaha - Rex look super sexy on that Vespa - great story.

What a story man!!

I talked to Sexy Rexy last week but he didn't mention it.

Being a dutch guy living in Canada now, can anyone tell me how fast I can drive without losing my license? :-)

ahhh - the joys of being a canadian!!
The porsche suits you well

Rex - i feel for you :P

aweeee ur first post!! u just lost ur GFY cherry ;) welcome to the club and i agree with my sister - it does suit me LOL poor sexy rexy

as long as ur not french - the police are pretty lenient LOL :winkwink:

Nice!! I will know for my next trip there ;)

too fucking funny! Sam, will you bring it over to take me for a spin on las ramblas?!?!?! sorry to hear rex lol, next time youll have to out run them. love you guys!

Le malheur des uns fait le bonheur des autres :1orglaugh
Poor Rex, I wouldn't want to drive a scooter downton Paris... kinda scary
be safe now my friend... Now, as for you dear Samantha... ENJOY!!!! :pimp

sleazy forgot to mention - it took the police 20 MINUTES to catch up to us - ;)

The sucks Rex sorry to hear you got caught. Nice new ride Sam.

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oh poor Rex. The bad part is that he has Sam driving him around now and shes a crazy driver.

I can't wait to get to Paris!

Just came back from work (yes, on the fu***ing scooter) to see this, haha
Sam looks sooooo hot in that car, mades me feel better about the licence lost :)

Rex yo i got connections in Paris.

I can get your license back.

[email protected]

i'll pick u up from the airport LOL :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Now, now Sammy. I can understand how upset you are... :winkwink:

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Doesn't add up, sorry. :winkwink:

mixed emotions here...should i be sorry for Rex or happy for Sam? :error

Sam,
Everytime I hear this story I am so excited for you.. The key is to get him to fall in love with that super sexy scooter and then you can keep the Porche!

Great to see you in Europe! Be well!

Hugs And Kisses
Douglas
xo

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Ok, the thing is 49cc, it's the only thing ur allowed to drive here without a licence. I almost hit 60kph with it on the way back from work and believe me, THIS IS SCARY.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Too funny

You're right, but that's only if that's you're car, they can't impound someone else's car. And I don't own my car, my company does... can u say lucky?

It's possible. ;-)

If you've never seen this, check it out.

A Ferrari in Paris driving at high speeds non-stop for nearly nine minutes.


Sorry to hear about your luck Rex. You and Joel now have something else in common. ;-)

Funny thing is, in this country you have to get a a license to ride one of those. You don't need *anything* to ride a scooter in france?

The car look extravagant sorry about what happened to you though.

LOL ... Thanks for posting the pic of Rex on his scotter ... 50 cc n'est pas?

Besides you look much hotter in the Porshe then u would on the back of the vispa .. ROFLMAO

Yeah Fred, let's talk about that for a change, where the H... were you last week?

Pierre and I missed your company!

I'm sure Sam will not mind driving the porche for Rex. The sacrifices she must do! LOL.
WG

yea i like that scooter and porche

u know it ;)

rex, i feel for you :Oh crap

having a porsche and not being allowed to drive it would kill me. and it would be even worse if i had to sit on the passenger seat and some crazy canadian chick is driving :helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :winkwink:

FOKKER!!!!