I Just chewed on a cigarette butt
 

I was at a bar having a beer and there were some nuts in a bowl and I grabbed a handful and some fuckface before I arrived put his cigarette butt in there and I chewed on it not realizing that it was in there until I felt something soft in my mouth then spat it out all over their floor.

Made me feel sick.

I had you pegged as a swallower.

sounds like something Juicy would post... except he would say he just stuck it up his ass

LOL, that's about right.

Reminds me of the time I was drinking a beer in one of my first apartments in NYC, chatting on AOL chat and suddenly realized there was a fucking roach in my mouth. :Oh crap

Also make sure you get a fresh bowl of nuts Batts - chances are if you had em analyzed there would be traces of urine on em :(

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I never normally eat shit like that in bars, but i was so damn hungry lol, i had not eaten all day.

nasty....

When I was a little kid, maybe 7 or 8, I was playing basketball at the local Boys Club.

Back in those days, sodas only came in bottles, and many of the soda machines had metal racks on the side where you could leave your empties. Sometimes people would put half empty sodas there, so my friends and I (when we were hard up for change and thirsty), would drink the half empties.

On this particular day, I scored a half empty Grape Crush (like an Orange Crush, but grape flavored and dark). Apparently one of the staff had been drinking the soda on a break, and then dumped his cigarette in it.

That was the most god awful taste ever!!! I puked and dry heaved for like 15 minutes.

I credit that for my never starting to smoke cigarettes (although I became a serious pothead, LOL)...

ADG

Thanks for the icq whore, have traffic for yo bitch ass...

EWWWW dude, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT eats nuts at a bar. You know how many guys who just held their cocks or just took a shit have put their hands in there?

The cigarette is the least of your worries.

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I think your right mang :thumbsup

thats gross

hahahah, yeah indeed. the only thing is that the cigarette has a certain taste. the things one really has to worry about are the things without any taste such as germs :Graucho

gross :(

My dad made me do that when he caught me smoking but it was the whole pack

you have enemies?

And did it help?

At an afterparty, a couple of years ago, i finished a whole bottle of beer once (of course I was shitfaced already, it tasted funny but i thought... your drunk so it's probaply your imagination cause the bottle was ice cold) and with the last sip the wet ash and filter ended up in my mouth.

I didn't even make it out of my chair. That's how gross it is. luckily the guys laughing (and probably responsible) were sitting on the other end of the table.

just within my reach.

ugh. :(

i remember once i went to grab a quick bite to eat with a couple of friends of mine, i was like 13 or 14 and one of their older brothers was the one who took us, and he smoked. anyways i brought my drink home with me, and noticed that it tasted sorta funny. i checked it out and lo and behold, that loser put his cigarette in it! i don't know if he did it to be a jerk, or if he thought i was done with it or what.. but yeah.. i've been paranoid ever since! so don't feel bad.. at least now you'll always check. :)

Id rather have a cig butt than what happened to me at a show we were playing at one night. Had my mgd sitting there still about maybe 1/4 way full. One of my buddies chewed tobacco and used it as a spitter before it was empty. I walk over and take a swig.. Needless to say I was not pleased and he had a nice fist shaped bruise on his right shoulder later that night. Ugg. :Oh crap :disgust

my room mate used to eat them for kicks when he was all drunk.. record is 7 lol

that happens buddy before you realized it..