Would it surprise you if I told you I was...
 

in my suite, looping beasty porn on all 3 plasmas, with a naked hooker sitting on the couch watching it while i worked all day?

beasty porn?

hey whatever gets your hooker hot!



certainly not my escort's cup of tea

is the hooker a tranny?

What I really want to know is... horse or dog?

Marriage not working out?

I was going to ask the same thing, figured it wouldn't last longer than 6 months.

Surprisingly no...