Here's a great solution to the illegal immigration problem
 

It would never happen though because it makes too much sense.

In a nutshell, anyone from a 3rd world country who wants to move to the U.S. can, BUT first they have to enlist in the Army for 4 years. (Of course we're talking about people with no criminal backgrounds or ties to terrorist organizations)

Once they've honorably served their 4 years they will be granted permanent residency status, and while serving they will receive all of the pay and benefits that come with military service.

If you're already here illegally, you can enlist or be deported, your choice.

People say it's too expensive to round up all the illegals and send them back, but with our new influx of draftees that can wash clothes, cook meals, etc etc we can fire Halliburton and use the money we save from that to pay the costs of finding and deporting the illegals.

This would solve the immigration problem AND the problem of our military being overextended and overburdened. :2 cents:

ummmmm no.

i dont want some pissed off mexican getting ahold of our weapons. nope, zilch, nada.

Would you like to buy some oranges?

You've obviously never been in the military. It's not like they hand you a loaded M-16 your first day and point you in the direction of the enemy :1orglaugh


They wouldn't be pissed off, they'd be paying the price to secure a better future for their family. Plus the pay and benefits they'd receive would be like a king's ransom compared to what they're getting in Mexico.

personally i think everyone should have to go through conscription if thats the right word.

Look at switzerland - a model country.

i dont think the government will be ok with filling the army with people who dont give a shit about the country because its not theirs

exactly.....

we want a army of mexican peasants and you never ran for political office surprising lol. Throw the employers in jail and make a big show of it. No work no come to usa. Now dont bitch when you got to pay 10 dollars for a head of lettuce because they will have to pay an american a decent wage to do it.

Actually you'd be surprised how small a % labor is in the cost of produce.
If you doubled the wage of all farm workers it would cost the average American $10 a YEAR more at the grocery store.

The French Foreign Legion has worked for decades on the same principle.

We've only had an all volunteer military since the 80's, it's a very new phenomenon. All armies throughout history have been filled with conscripts, debtors, criminals etc.
Ever heard the phrase "join the army or go to jail?"

Which is exactly what Saddam tried to do in the first Gulf war. Bombed the fuck out of the Kurds and Shia muslims, then conscripted them to defend him, and then couldn't understand why they all surrendered to the first US tank they saw :1orglaugh :1orglaugh What a fucking GENIUS!

really thats interesting because I heard that time and time again produce would skyrocket.That's like I was watching this economist and he said if tomorrow walmart gave every one of their employees a dollar a hour raise. It would only raise the cost of goods about a penny.

Even then it wouldn't cause prices at walmart to rise.
The whole wage vs prices thing is a myth, a myth created by people who don't want minimum wage increased and people who don't want to deal with labor unions.

Prices are set by the market, supply and demand and how much your competition is charging for comparable products are the main factors that determine price.
Increasing wages cuts into profit margins, it's only inflationary in extreme cases.

Yea, and 67.3% of statistics are pulled out of someone's ass...

In the old movies, guys joined the French Foreign legion to forget after their heart was broken lol

yeah better to give it to a pissed off hick.

49% of people know that isn't true.

FWIW I got that number from a PBS or Frontline special I was watching on the subject.

so NAH :winkwink:

I don't think Mexicans would go for that. They have no alliance with the US. They are here to make money only, hoping all the while that conditions improve in Mexico so they can one day return home.

US immigration policy is not broken just because countless 3rd world citizens are upset they can't get in. The real solution is for the US to help Mexico build it's own economy. Look at what is happening in China and India. Mexico has a very similar workforce, yet nothing is happening down there.

ROFL... Jesus fucking christ, you'd practically be arming a FOREIGN ARMY in the process then inviting them within your borders. You'd have to have one helluva quota on how many you let in the army otherwise you'd be fucked if they decided to have a little march towards D.C. and install their own president.

would be interesting however, illegals that are caught are given that option, wouldn't make it forced, but I believe you do get pay during your service correct?

then you could become a resident with streamlined citizenship process?

Would be a cool alternative for people denied entry visas etc aswell, even if for example, in some levels of services, older women for example could serve as a the laundry / cooking / medical side of military bases etc.

some trial solutions would be better than the old catch and release we've been doing for years.

first year we could get them to a high school education level, then we can spend the next year training them. This wouldn't work. Just round them up and ship them back to their country of origin

People who are making remarks like this have obviously never been in the military.

What, you think all soldiers and marines get their own M-16's and grenade launchers to take home? :1orglaugh

The scenario you describe would never happen.

id like to see mandatory service for everyone

one year or something when everyone turns 18..or after you finish college

basic training and a slap in the face will do everyone some good

wow, that's a horrible idea, most of them would probably being killing US soldiers in battle and shit

People who are making remarks like this are borderline retarded.

Are they shipping these people off without weapons? Are they, or aren't they, going to have access to weapons of all sorts? If yes, then won't these same people have access to aircraft carriers, tanks, jets, and the like? Won?t these same people have a way to get back to the states with these machines of war which they have been handed on a silver platter by us?

Al Qaeda managed to cripple America with box cutters. You're telling me that a well trained foreign army isn't going to be able to devastate us?

Hey while you guys are at it, why not outsource the government to India or something... I am sure they can do it cheaper.

how are you going to ship back like 7 million people ? Thats not including all the kids they had in this country.

One at a time :pimp

Most of them would have access to nothing more than hot water and a bottle of Dawn.

Yeah we're going to let the Mexican privates have their own aircraft carriers and jets :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Does your mom know you stay up past your bedtime posting on GFY?

why not let the Mexican government do their job and find work for its people.
why does the United States have to support them?

There in is the truth. I have always heard someone saying they are doing jobs Americans don't want. I call bullshit on that. They are doing jobs that American employers are not willing to pay a fair wage for.
You are right; prices would go through the roof where they should be. We have been living under a false economy caused by this worthless government for years and sooner or later it is going to bite us all in the ass.
Sending illegal immigrants into the military is a good thing and I have been saying this for years. Why should our troops die to give these people safe haven. If they love this country so much, then it?s time to prove it!!!!
We also need to start fining companies very heavy, say 50,000 and if your company is caught a second time hiring illegal immigrants, you lose your company all assets and you will never be able to own/operate a business in this country again...take the jobs away and they will leave?.
I personally am sick and tired of paying the way for these fucking illegals. It is time to cut off all aid, free medical, free schooling and anything else they seem to think they deserve. They do not deserve shit!!!!!
It really doesn?t matter what is said or proposed. This filthy fucking US government has sold us all down the river.
John McCain has sold the state of Arizona down the river. I personally consider him a traitor and he is no fucking war hero either. I guess you know my vote will go for someone else. The sooner we lose this moron Bush and any others that don?t give a fuck about securing the nation, the better off we will all be.

http://www.vdare.com/mann/operation_wetback.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Wetback

http://www.tsha.utexas.edu/handbook/...qo1_print.html

Any forward progress is good progress. It will take a long time to correct the governments failure to do its job and uphold the laws...

Fuck you and your "I got mine" attitude. I hope you fall through your cunt and break your neck.

Glad to see my statement got your pretty pannties in a square knot.

"I got mine" attitude....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
My cunt, that is another good one, you are onviously clueless

Oh, one more thing *FUCK YOU TOO*

Now tell him how you REALLY feel.

I just want to know who's going to mow my lawn... :pimp

It never ceases to amaze me what drugs will manifest in the human mind.

Let me get this straight, you want us to heavily arm and give millions of dollars of the best military training to people who don't have enough of what it takes to make their own country great?

Heavily arm and train the enemy?

That's about as much help as wearing the wrong pair of drawers during a fart lightin' contest.

Right on!

Right on! I say it should happen in high school. One summer of basic training in one of the forces. Heck, if they do four summers they get exta credit etc.

That'll keep kids outta trouble and build character.

Welcome to Aztlan. Better learn some Spanish.
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/aztlan_map.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm absolutely amazed by the magnitude of stupidity here.

First of all, Mexico and Mexicans living in America are not our enemy.

Second of all, how exactly are we arming them? It's obvious the people saying stupid shit like this have never been in the military. Weapons don't leave the base, period.
You think I'm kidding? Try entering or leaving a military base with a firearm. Then write me from Leavenworth and let me know how it went.

Training? Maybe, if you consider boot camp training, but since alot of them don't speak english the vast majority of them would be in support jobs like washing clothes, cooking food, repairing barracks and equipment etc.

Those of you that think this could somehow lead to a coup or some other nonsense are delusional.

Now you laugh? You were whining like a little bitch just a minute ago about how these beaners were coming up to snatch the crumbs off your plate.

Excuse me. I never called anyone names. You idiot, show me where I called illegal immigrants *Beaners* or anyone *Beaners*. You are the individual that is tossing out names in your mature fashion. I am also not whining. I have every right to not like illegal immigration, illegal immigrants, paying for their medical, paying for their wives to have babies, paying for schooling, lunches and the list goes on.....
There are laws in this country; they have broken the law, plain and simple.
I have no problem with immigrants coming into this country legally and when they come they need to be able to support themselves.
Everyone is intitled to their opinion, if you don't like mine, fine :winkwink:
You are so full of yourself :321GFY

Of course you're entitled to your opinion, I never said you weren't. What I'm saying is your selfish attitude is fucked and not a solution to the problem. People should be allowed to come to this country and work to better their lives. Laws need to be changed to make this easier. Your claim that you are "paying the way" for "fucking illegals" is bullshit. Illegals pay into the system.

So your original post was complete bullshit then? Are they are to be in janitorial positions only, or are they going to be armed and actually contribute to the ARMY? You do realize that the army gets sent off to fight wars in countries right? And you do realize that they send said troops off with WEAPONS, right? War machines - such as aircraft carriers, tanks, and jets. Or do you expect them to fight the enemy using cleaning utensils and taco shells? Jesus fucking christ you are a few cards short of a full deck.

Bring Back Emiliano Zapata!!

http://www.tau.ac.il/eial/IX_1/images/emiliano2.jpg

some american its just going to cost 4x as much .

Yes the ones who are in combat arms will indeed have weapons to use against the enemy when in battle. But do you really think one or more of them are going to "steal" the aircraft carrier and dock outside of Washington DC and threaten the government with it?
You've lost your fucking mind.

Yes those in combat will get M-16's and grenades and all that other shit, but they won't be able to bring those weapons back to the continental U.S. with them when their tour is over dipshit.

A force of Mexicans who volunteer for service in order to earn citizenship is 100 times less likely to mutiny than say the poor black kids who got drafted during Vietnam. I don't recall our government being overthrown back then.

IDIOT :321GFY