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squizzel 05-17-2007 08:27 AM

Get a 100% FREE SEO CONSULATION by me!!!!
 
In an effort to build more backlinks to my websites I have decided to offer my SEO services 100% free. Let me tell you a little about myself, I get around 50k google uniques daily for a lot of longtail keywords and a lot highly competitive keywords on my main site nastyboards. I have several other SEO projects mainstream and adult that also bring in another 30k search traffic in daily and I have daily revenues that are in the 600-900 daily range.

Ok, so if im making that much money, why don?t I buy links? Short answer, I do. A little longer answer, I like helping people with SEO, Its fun (Yes I know.. im weird)

So what are my terms for a free consultation?

- Your site must have atleast a pagerank 4. (And be adult)
- You must link to the url of my choice with the text of my choice.
- This link must stay up on your site for atleast 1 year.

What do you get for free?


- A comprehensive report into your site, what is wrong with your onpage SEO, how to change it.
- At least an hour discussion online about how you can rank better for your chosen keywords.
- Ability for me to answer any questions you have about SEO and your current strategies you are implementing (Or lack of)

How do you get this?

Contact me: doctor.testosterone[at]gmail.com
AIM: Dr Testosterone

Thank you for your time!

Jace 05-17-2007 08:58 AM

can you help me with my site, www.cnn.com is the internet address for it

darksoul 05-17-2007 09:00 AM

$900 a day with 80k SE traffic ?
LOOL

thricer 05-17-2007 09:01 AM

wow... looks like a great offer from you




















NOT

squizzel 05-17-2007 09:38 AM

thanks for the bump haters.

Huggles 05-17-2007 09:43 AM

newpornchicks.com needs some SEO


It was a PR 6 in December, then last month it was a PR 0!!!


I just checked now and it said PR 3... wtf?


Maybe because I stopped updating it in January?

Huggles 05-17-2007 09:43 AM

newpornchicks.com needs some SEO


It was a PR 6 in December, then last month it was a PR 0!!!


I just checked now and it said PR 3... wtf?


Maybe because I stopped updating it in January?

squizzel 05-17-2007 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12447252)
can you help me with my site, www.cnn.com is the internet address for it

Hey Jace, Why would someone buy blog posts from you? If your good at blogging you make blog posts for YOURSELF and keep all da' money.

squizzel 05-17-2007 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 12447517)
newpornchicks.com needs some SEO


It was a PR 6 in December, then last month it was a PR 0!!!


I just checked now and it said PR 3... wtf?


Maybe because I stopped updating it in January?

send me an email with your email / messeger details and ill contact you and try to do some quick help :)

Huggles 05-17-2007 10:07 AM

Should I look for your email on nastyboards.com?


Nice site man, damn!

squizzel 05-17-2007 10:08 AM

doctor[dot]testosterone[at]gmail.com

Jace 05-17-2007 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel (Post 12447578)
Hey Jace, Why would someone buy blog posts from you? If your good at blogging you make blog posts for YOURSELF and keep all da' money.

I don't write blog posts i have writers for that, and they already do write for me

why did you even ask that though, just out of curiosity? I made a humorous post about me owning cnn and you took it as a job?

out of all deserved jabs in this thread you chose mine?

interesting

Jace 05-17-2007 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel (Post 12447578)
Hey Jace, Why would someone buy blog posts from you? If your good at blogging you make blog posts for YOURSELF and keep all da' money.

btw, i fucking HATE affiliate sales, too much hassle anymore....some people like it, some don't

i prefer behind the scenes, it is what I am good at, so that is what I do

whine about any programmers lately?

fris 05-17-2007 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12447749)
btw, i fucking HATE affiliate sales, too much hassle anymore....some people like it, some don't

i prefer behind the scenes, it is what I am good at, so that is what I do

whine about any programmers lately?

http://www.nastyboards.com/forums/t6...-chapters.html

http://www.nastyboards.com/forums/t1...mega-post.html

DR Testosterone: die
DR Testosterone: u will die in a grease fire
DR Testosterone: when im VERY rich
DR Testosterone: im gonna take it upon myself to ruin ur life
DR Testosterone: in whatever way i can
DR Testosterone: with as much money as i can

--

DR Testosterone: hey
DR Testosterone: i know u dont like me, but if u could do me this one favour id really apreciate it
DR Testosterone: can u hardlink me


hah :p

darksoul 05-17-2007 10:29 AM

rofl
8char

Huggles 05-17-2007 10:31 AM

I sent a mail about 15 mins ago dude

Jace 05-17-2007 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12447804)
http://www.nastyboards.com/forums/t6...-chapters.html

http://www.nastyboards.com/forums/t1...mega-post.html

DR Testosterone: die
DR Testosterone: u will die in a grease fire
DR Testosterone: when im VERY rich
DR Testosterone: im gonna take it upon myself to ruin ur life
DR Testosterone: in whatever way i can
DR Testosterone: with as much money as i can

--

DR Testosterone: hey
DR Testosterone: i know u dont like me, but if u could do me this one favour id really apreciate it
DR Testosterone: can u hardlink me


hah :p



yeah, he is definitely a quality member of the online adult community

NTM 05-17-2007 10:53 AM

ROFL, What an idiot


:1orglaugh

ssp 05-17-2007 10:54 AM

If you can only make 600-900 dollars a day with 80,000 SE visitors you really fail at SEO lol!

fris 05-17-2007 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12447912)
yeah, he is definitely a quality member of the online adult community

http://www.nastyboards.com/forums/t3...regularly.html

squizzel 05-17-2007 11:15 AM

im a 20 year old making $900 daily from SEO. Who cares how much fucking traffic i get from google.

Fris, im closing down my user submitted forum tonight.

squizzel 05-17-2007 11:17 AM

and jace... It just proves you cant make money yourself by doing work for other people who are dumb enough to be duped into it.

fris 05-17-2007 11:18 AM

http://www.nastyboards.com/forums/t6...-chapters.html

might as well delete all your rapidshare links too

squizzel 05-17-2007 11:25 AM

dude, i dont allow full length clips to be shown and im trying to get mods to delete them straight away. i dont have the fucking time.

Rest assured this will get fixed, this is probably costing me some sales, so it will get done.

But fris, seriously, go fuck yourself! How about u spend more time making money then being a keyboard warriror on a fucking online forum. Im amazing that someone who has enough time to post 25k times makes so little fucking money in the industry. I have you have your fucking priorities wrong.

MyPornAmbition 05-17-2007 11:47 AM

I sent you an email and think it is great what you are doing

Jace 05-17-2007 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel (Post 12448119)
and jace... It just proves you cant make money yourself by doing work for other people who are dumb enough to be duped into it.

ask anyone on gfy longer than a year how much money I have made them :thumbsup

Jace 05-17-2007 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel (Post 12448173)
Im amazing

no, you're not

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel (Post 12448173)
someone who has enough time to post 25k times makes so little fucking money in the industry.

I make more a month posting on this forum than your mom does on the corner slangin her worn out pussy every night

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel (Post 12448173)
I have you have your fucking priorities wrong.

was that even supposed to make sense?

squizzel 05-17-2007 12:29 PM

i give up with u, just keep out of my threads and ill never talk to u again. Same goes to fris. Just fuck off you two!

tranza 05-17-2007 12:53 PM

Just passing by.........

fris 05-17-2007 01:16 PM

does the consulting fee come with advice how to steal 1000$'s of dollars of stolen content from ripped members areas?

squizzel 05-17-2007 02:30 PM

i dont steal anything

you should work on your own fucking business you fucking FAILURE!!!

go find one piece of stolen content HOSTED on my site. I have rules that you cant post full length members area videos. This is a public forum and i explicitly say im not responsible for what my users post. I dont have the time to mod over 200 posts per day.

How about you fucking make some money for yourself instead of trying to damage my business. Because everyone knows your a joke... A wannabe broke ass "playa"... Another GFY keyboard warriror. Your a joke and everyone knows it! The fact that your stating it brings 0 weight. No one respects you!

bobby666 05-17-2007 02:42 PM

nice offer but i have no PR4 site :-(

Nicky 05-17-2007 02:42 PM

This thread sure took a twist

fris 05-17-2007 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel (Post 12449588)
i dont steal anything

you should work on your own fucking business you fucking FAILURE!!!

go find one piece of stolen content HOSTED on my site. I have rules that you cant post full length members area videos. This is a public forum and i explicitly say im not responsible for what my users post. I dont have the time to mod over 200 posts per day.

How about you fucking make some money for yourself instead of trying to damage my business. Because everyone knows your a joke... A wannabe broke ass "playa"... Another GFY keyboard warriror. Your a joke and everyone knows it! The fact that your stating it brings 0 weight. No one respects you!

if you link to content off your server, you are still responsible.

stay away from this guy, hes a scammer, and a thief.

squizzel 05-17-2007 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12449798)
if you link to content off your server, you are still responsible.

stay away from this guy, hes a scammer, and a thief.

HAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAH :thumbsup Someone jealous?

squizzel 05-17-2007 03:09 PM

http://www.nastyboards.com/forums/announcement.php?f=18 are my rules fris. Get bent!

OMG, i spelt consultation wrong :(

Humpy Leftnut 05-17-2007 03:10 PM

E-mailed.

squizzel 05-17-2007 03:58 PM

over 20 requests so far, i duno if i can do them all. I will have to pick and choose the best :) Keep emailing :thumbsup

Aussie Rebel 05-17-2007 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel (Post 12449588)
i dont steal anything

you should work on your own fucking business you fucking FAILURE!!!

go find one piece of stolen content HOSTED on my site. I have rules that you cant post full length members area videos. This is a public forum and i explicitly say im not responsible for what my users post. I dont have the time to mod over 200 posts per day.

How about you fucking make some money for yourself instead of trying to damage my business. Because everyone knows your a joke... A wannabe broke ass "playa"... Another GFY keyboard warriror. Your a joke and everyone knows it! The fact that your stating it brings 0 weight. No one respects you!

I thiink Fris is pretty well respected on GFY, and so is Jace and neither of them are keyboard warriors, they have both helped alot of people here:2 cents:

Randyyy 05-17-2007 04:08 PM

nice offer

Pornwolf 05-17-2007 04:08 PM

How did you come up with the nickname Dr. Testosterone?

Aussie Rebel 05-17-2007 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 12450310)
How did you come up with the nickname Dr. Testosterone?

I was wondering the same thing:1orglaugh

Huggles 05-17-2007 04:55 PM

Squizzel I think you should email me back as I have a good idea how Nastyboards.com could benefit from a link from me, and vice versa

cutievids 05-17-2007 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel (Post 12447097)
daily revenues that are in the 600-900 daily range.

I will buy ALL your traffic for $5k/day...

fris 05-17-2007 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutievids (Post 12450768)
I will buy ALL your traffic for $5k/day...

people have bought advertising off him before, he promised traffic, but didnt deliver.

Huggles 05-17-2007 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12450977)
people have bought advertising off him before, he promised traffic, but didnt deliver.


Why do you have a hard on so bad for this guy?


p.s. how are you affiliated with pornstarbook.com?

fris 05-19-2007 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 12451011)
Why do you have a hard on so bad for this guy?

many people including myself have bought advertising off him before in the past, he failed to deliver, its not just me.

Quote:

p.s. how are you affiliated with pornstarbook.com?
i am not, never said i was

TiaLing 05-19-2007 07:04 PM

Looking for someone to help with seo. My sites are povauditions.com and tialing.com. can contact me at tia at tialing dot com.

KingpinMedia 05-19-2007 08:53 PM

This dude hit me up a few weeks ago wanting to trade links with www.steakandcheese.com and www.the-feeding-tube.com and by the second message he sent me he was talking about how rich he was. Guy's got an ego the size of Paris Hilton's genital warts.

darnit 05-19-2007 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bcdjudo7 (Post 12458410)
Looking for someone to help with seo. My sites are povauditions.com and tialing.com. can contact me at tia at tialing dot com.

If people would just follow the BASICS there would be less need for schiesters like this taking advantage of other webmasters. You are making all the regular mistakes i see when consulting.

Here are a couple *basic* onsite TOTALLY FREE onsite SEO tips

Free Hint #1: Hx tags
Free Hint #2: CSS
Free Hint #3: Directory Structures
Free Hint #4: File Names
Free Hint #5: Validated Code

The rabbit hole goes deeper but practicing just the *basics* of seo will take most webmasters much farther than they are at currently.

Fuck 1 year of a backlink on a pr4 domain for an hour of his time. That's a raw deal and certainly not free. Dont give this joker a moment of your time.


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