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BVF 05-15-2007 11:44 PM

Just woke up from a Lawrence Connor Dream.
 
I think this dream was based on the movie "Talledega Nights" that I watched last night had a lot of redneck acting white people in it.

Well this is one of the middle of the night wakeups where I happen to have had the computer on...I was in a school and I was friends with a hillbilly cop...He had problems with some man who was part of a larger Hick family...He shot the dude in the ass, in the foot, and in the face....There was blood everywhere and for some reason I had blood all over me too..I also remember telling one of the little hick white kids in the family that she looked like a flea and she started crying.

Then I was sitting in the unmarked police car across the street waiting to go home with some other folks..the cop tells me that the dude is just about dead...Then the man who had a body shape similar to curioustoyboy comes out of the front door of the school and the cop shoots him again with the shotgun....We're thinking he's dead but all of a sudden, the whole family rushes the car and he tells us to get out and run for it so we do....

So while I'm running around, I pass some other white dude who was missing a thumb and bleeding from his hand.....How he got injured, I don't know....I look back at the cop car and the fat dude who got shot was having a civil conversation with the cop as to why he got shot...Now I just saw this dude keel over dead minutes before...

.Keep in mind that I had NOTHING to do with any of the shooting but while I'm running around trying to find a place to hide, here comes Lawrence Connor out of the middle of nowhere and hands the thumbless dude a gun so that the man can shoot ME!

I then say fuck that and decide to wake up to save my ass... :1orglaugh ...All in all, it was an exciting dream until the very end when my life was threatened.

Time to go back to bed to have another dream...I had to write this one because I knew I'd forget later on this morning.

Rochard 05-16-2007 12:03 AM

I had a dream about beating LC with a baseball bat once.

I still have flashbacks to it.

BVF 05-16-2007 11:46 AM

yes...i need to write down every dream as soon as I wake up because I don't remember shit about this dream now.

LC Strutter 09-20-2007 03:54 PM

Lawrence Connor in your dreams, man? :helpme You are fucked up, BVF!!! LOL :1orglaugh


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