Have You Ever Rolled Up A Sock And Put It In Your Bathing Suit?
 

What Extent Have You Gone To Appear To Have A Monster In Your Pants. I Know A Kid Who (when He Was Young) Was Roller Skating And Wiped Out And Broke His Leg. They Called An Ambulance And When They Were Working On Him, They Found He Had A Salami In His Pants (to Impress The Chicks). Everyone Laughed At The Kid. Now What Have You Done?