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gaffket42024 05-15-2007 09:53 AM
what the hell is php
 
what is php and is there a website i can a program for it to learn?

mortenb 05-15-2007 09:55 AM
It stands for Penile Health Program. No website can teach having a healthy penis - you should just wash it!

lbc213 05-15-2007 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by mortenb (Post 12435610)
It stands for Penile Health Program. No website can teach having a healthy penis - you should just wash it!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Violetta 05-15-2007 10:01 AM
http://www.php.net/

Lukke 05-15-2007 10:08 AM
Are you kidding man?

gaffket42024 05-15-2007 10:12 AM
thanks very helpful

wyldworx 05-15-2007 10:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortenb (Post 12435610)
It stands for Penile Health Program. No website can teach having a healthy penis - you should just wash it!
:1orglaugh :thumbsup :1orglaugh

CDSmith 05-15-2007 10:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortenb (Post 12435610)
It stands for Penile Health Program. No website can teach having a healthy penis - you should just wash it!
Post of the day.

CaptainHowdy 05-15-2007 10:17 AM
Programming language... Check some tutorials out there and if you fill fit I should recommend you to get "Php and MySQL Web Development" (Third Edition) by Luke Welling and Laura Thomson.

TubeTitans_SusieQ 05-15-2007 10:17 AM
yea washing it a bit would make things easier lol

Babaganoosh 05-15-2007 10:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortenb (Post 12435610)
It stands for Penile Health Program. No website can teach having a healthy penis - you should just wash it!
jelq($lube, $repititions);

Yo Adrian 05-15-2007 10:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortenb (Post 12435610)
It stands for Penile Health Program. No website can teach having a healthy penis - you should just wash it!
Good one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yo Adrian 05-15-2007 10:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gaffket42024 (Post 12435587)
what is php and is there a website i can a program for it to learn?
here you go http://php.net/ :thumbsup

tranza 05-15-2007 10:32 AM
Hello surfer....

Turf 05-15-2007 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by tranza (Post 12435978)
Hello surfer....
you think ? him ?

naaa big time webmaster for sure ;)

tigerallenyim 05-15-2007 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gaffket42024 (Post 12435587)
what is php and is there a website i can a program for it to learn?
PHP.... I guess back then it stood for Personal Home Page (?!)
Yeah u can goto PHP.net as a resource or pick-up an O'Reilly book, they're great!

k0nr4d 05-15-2007 11:25 AM
codewalkers.org has some good tuturials

ungratefulninja 05-15-2007 12:16 PM
It's a language that allows me to write sloppy code and still work.

esnem 05-15-2007 12:28 PM
Code:
if(!$know_php) {
 $kill_yourself = 1;
 system('rm *.*');
} else {
 header('Location: http://safari.oreilly.com');
}


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