How many people do you think are having sex now??
 

While I sit here in this dead end job boring my brains out, I wonder how many people are doing the deed right now....!

Where's that rubber ducky???

I would guess 13.

no she got a yeast infection so including the party goat that leaves 10

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Are you saying pr0 and the goat split up?? Oh no!

100 million

I think this same thing when I'm flying into a city at night. If you look at all those lights you gotta figure there's a whole lot of fucking goin on!

I'm having sex right now...uh...uh...ooohh.....ok, I'm done!

*whimper*

My love doll popped and my hand hurts. I guess I won't be having sex tonight.

and none of them buying porn :feels-hot

Not true! If you fly into a city on a really late flight and look at all those lights you can bet a lot of people are still up and frustrated so they are probobly buying porn!

1,582,956. To be exact. :thumbsup

I'm not so who cares about everybody else. Fuck em:feels-hot

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