20 Ways to Identify a Californian ----- FUNNY!!!!
 

Californians

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes

somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from California if

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

*sigh* The more I read the more I wanna spend some time there :(

Cept the gas, that sounds like it blows. I sure did love SD though.

Feel free to start sending me 11% of your income, to practice for the taxes... :pimp

actually sounds like a vancouver thing more than a california thing.. lol

except the terminator

pretty good

yes, California sucks, don't move here :P

hahahah, ok, that was awesome

Funny stuff ;p

Some of those are pretty good. :1orglaugh


Is pot illegal????

funny... very funny

heheh bump for californians!!!

Pretty good, except for the sprinkling rain parts. I lived in Seattle for over 25 years before moving to LA, and I have never seen it rain as hard as it rains in LA. Never. It's instant flooding there, Seattle, you can walk around in it and be ok, LA, you're fucking drenched in under 2 seconds flat, there are fucking waterfalls coming off Freeway overpasses, it's insane how hard it rains there.

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. :thumbsup

Gotta love Cali.

cant wait to get home... currently stuk in the uk, but I will return !

I love #9 and #20

Is pot illegal?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nice post. i saw something in my doctors office when i was there a while back that was People from LA vs. Rest of the US... was really funny and pretty true for most people.

I pay $120 a month for a parking space - and that's in the building where my office is!

ADG

11%? Dude that'd be a break from the assraping we get in Canada on taxes.

6 15 and 20 deliver:pimp

Best post of the week :thumbsup