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Nadia's Lair 05-13-2007 10:56 PM

Cumshot in the eye
 
Just incase you didnt know, cum in the eye burns like a motherfucker!!!! I hate it when that happens. :Oh crap

notabook 05-13-2007 10:59 PM

Who let you out of the kitchen?

sicone 05-13-2007 11:05 PM

I hear it can cause pink eye too

Casa Nova 05-13-2007 11:06 PM

lmfao it should burn!

but nothing is worse then a girls cum in ur eye!! ok i dont care.... that shit is like u just voluntarily stuck ur head in the fire.. it's so damn acidic!

falcao 05-13-2007 11:10 PM

Eye drops help. No joke. On the Brazilian Facials shopping list each month we have: blank tapes, blank DVDs, eye drops.

The girls who get facialed by us say it burns like hell, even if they never open their eyes. OK, here's a free Portuguese lesson for you: Esta ardendo = It's burning. If a Brazilian girl says that to you, you know the cum went in her eye.

DamageX 05-13-2007 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12422735)
Who let you out of the kitchen?

:1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 05-13-2007 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12422735)
Who let you out of the kitchen?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jact 05-14-2007 12:08 AM

Not to mention a great way to get an STD. :thumbsup

WWC 05-14-2007 12:50 AM

I dont believe you.....need pics ;-) lol

thebossxxx 05-14-2007 12:54 AM

Yah i hate seeing porn chics on the set with pink eye cuz its a sure sign they recentky took a shot to the eye! :)

Evil E 05-14-2007 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nadia's Lair (Post 12422731)
Just incase you didnt know, cum in the eye burns like a motherfucker!!!! I hate it when that happens. :Oh crap

You forgot the picture! :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 05-14-2007 04:47 AM

yes it does ...always shut your eyes when there is incoming spunk and don't open it until your face is clean.

Humpy Leftnut 05-14-2007 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12423900)
yes it does ...always shut your eyes when there is incoming spunk and don't open it until your face is clean.

Damn Sarah, dom much? :P

Evil E 05-14-2007 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12423900)
yes it does ...always shut your eyes when there is incoming spunk and don't open it until your face is clean.

Girls with eyes closed are not hot... You shouldn't do that :(

cranki 05-14-2007 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by thebossxxx (Post 12423119)
Yah i hate seeing porn chics on the set with pink eye cuz its a sure sign they recentky took a shot to the eye! :)

don't be so picky... a model with a pink eye is still better than one with a black eye :winkwink:

divine116 05-14-2007 05:13 AM

its so nasty for me when there's a lot of girls cum on mine!

Farang 05-14-2007 05:24 AM

good to know :1orglaugh

thricer 05-14-2007 05:42 AM

erm.... Ok

Sarah_Jayne 05-14-2007 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Humpy Leftnut (Post 12423925)
Damn Sarah, dom much? :P

Dom? no..but I don't want anybody to be prevented from watching A Christmas Story for the rest of their life because they have to cry when somebody says 'You'll shoot your eye out!'.

Sarah_Jayne 05-14-2007 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by knewon (Post 12423976)
Girls with eyes closed are not hot... You shouldn't do that :(

Well, on a personal level I would rather not be with somebody that is turned on when I am in pain...I recognize that porn is a different universe.

royaljelly2 05-14-2007 06:37 AM

LOL I'd not know..

martinsc 05-14-2007 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12422735)
Who let you out of the kitchen?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vendot 05-14-2007 06:57 AM

thats because all the little sperms are trying to swim through the hole.

Cyndalie 05-14-2007 07:13 AM

I call em stingers.

JP-pornshooter 05-14-2007 11:02 AM

its not that we want to show girls with cum in the eyes, its just that we want that wide eyed look when the jizz is landing.. if it happens to hit the eyeball, we hereby apologize for all future mishaps..

OG LennyT 05-14-2007 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12423900)
yes it does ...always shut your eyes when there is incoming spunk and don't open it until your face is clean.

she speaks with wisdom from much experience

tASSy 05-14-2007 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12423900)
yes it does ...always shut your eyes when there is incoming spunk and don't open it until your face is clean.

and don't use warm or hot water to rinse it out of your eyelashes/eyebrows because it just makes it gunky and it congeals to your hairs more.

Yo Adrian 05-14-2007 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12422735)
Who let you out of the kitchen?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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