Making money with churchs
 

I would like to sale products to church (i mean mainstream products), do you have some suggestions ?

become a god fearing person first as religious types prefer to deal with their own kind!

Sell wine... I heard it fruits well in the church environment

sell them a spot in heaven

hahahaha...

Or at least a sig spot in heaven.

Bulk Sunday School Crafts... money to be made in them there pipecleaners

http://www.orientaltrading.com

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You mean the "God junk business"?

One of the strongest markets for that is in the US - everything from the bible in 3D CD's with "experience the parting of the Red Sea in the comfort of your own home" (just three easy payments of $199.95 on your maxed-out credit card) to weighing your limbs down with all kinds of "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelets.

An unexplored market is in "church tiles" (for roofs). It is custom in US religious communities to have regular disputes over faith and a need to leave the congregation of the faithful, hook up with like-minded Godly buddies and build your own church 500 feet away from the old one. Church construction and items like "blessed roofing tiles" is even better than the real construction industry.

Gimme me five minutes and I'll find a stone on the beach that looks like it has the face of Jesus. Ya can get it photographed and print off 100,000 copies all personally autographed by Jesus at $19.95 each (plus S&H) - an obvious instant earner - "Bring Jesus into your home and enjoy this wonderful work of art on your living room wall, proof that you are a true believer. Not available in stories".

You'd be surprised how well the "Religious Background Check And DNA Tests" for political candidates sell at election time. That's an obvious prerequisite for any good member of the flock - we can't have political heathens making decisions on building roads, hospitals and military bases etc. "Secure your government now - keep the devil out of Washington and protect your family with this simple series of candidate tests covering pro-life and gay rights - all for just $199.95 (plus S&H). If you order within the next 10 minutes, we will double your order - that's TWO complete tests for just $199.95. God knows you want to secure your government from evil - order now!"

There is no sarcasm in this post :pimp

hahahaha

I actually took no sarcasm in that post.... I'm taking the lab to the nearest river; she'll get exercise swimming while I find "approved by god" rocks.

Now I just need a domain..... godapproved.com & approvedbygod.com were already taken. :(

Sell mainstream dating, there's plenty of religion specific niches for dating. Hell even AFF has them :)
WG

ahhahahahahahahaha......

This thread really put a smile on my face Thx :thumbsup

Suggestion ... Offer web design services... design and maintain church sites

:winkwink:

Not joking psili... knew this slimeball reporter for a well-known gutter-press magazine who used to get all his filmstock processed in our lab. He was always struggling for a "sensation story" every week and usually his articles were total crap and not one grain of truth.

Anyways.. was in the lab one day having a coffee and in he comes with a few rolls of film and asking for them to be hand-processed for safety reasons (he was a crap photographer to start with - only used outdated Fiji film cos it was cheaper! *lol*)

The story emerges..... He was walking along the beach and trying to this up some "sensation" for his weekly headline. He comes across a stone which vaguely looked like "Jesus on the cross" - ya guessed, - the next edition of the gutter press mag was headed "Jesus Returns - Found Crucified On Beach!" :1orglaugh



PS Always thought that idiot only used our lab just on the off-chance he'd bump into a half-naked model on the way to the dressing room. He had this "dirty old man" aura about him :winkwink:

Damn... forgot that one WG - missed off "Christian Casuals And Swingers" :winkwink:

hmm and you can buy advertizing spots on zango to CONVERT them (muhahaha)
I'll perhap's try to redirect my zango users to a church.

They need legal services.. for their alleged child molester priests.

Religious dating is literally one of biggest dating markets.

Prayer cloths also work well.

I don't even have to glance at this thread to know its going to be full of Donny cracks, hahaha.

i can't believe that it works so well.