I am stealing your internets.
 

I'm outa town. A close relative is in the hospital so I've been down here without teh net connection all day.

They don't have like officially public wifi spots here, its a shithole.

So...

I was hungry and jonesing for my intarweb fix so I went to wally world and bought this little gizmo called a "hotspot finder" and proceeded to drive around clicking the fucking thing til I could find a bar that looked like it had good food and was close to some saps unsecured network.

Found one. :1orglaugh

It's a tight connection too. Anyone wanna do a quick mailing?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hehehe, make good use of it ;)

Hope things go OK for your relative, man.