I figured out how to not pay taxes
 

I was born in America. Doesn't that make me a Native American? :pimp

lemme know when your casino opens i wanna be there ;)

I think I am gonna open a gas station first. The Casino down the road from me is opening one, and get this, they still have to charge the Gas Tax, but they get to keep it. That's big pimpin' right there.

fuck taxes...for now

Easiest way is just stop making money.

http://gonsalves.org/favorite/chris.jpg

I figured out years ago if I don't file then I don't have to pay,and whats better is the Gov't will set me up with free housing for the next few years

Of course :pimp

Was in the ops center of a net casino a while back and getting a rundown on how they operate. This was a fairly large operation with plenty staff and around $3-4 mill on comms gear configured to ensure 100% uptime, especially for transmitting gaming financial transactions..

Anyways... asked what data was being sent to the satellite and what the satellite did with the signal. Turns out this offshore casino was sending the money stuff to the US. Duh? Asks... Why on earth would you be transmitting your gaming funds to the US? Replies... It's going direct to an Indian Reservation :winkwink:

Ok, fuck the gas station, I am opening the casino.

Far better ya go the profitable route and not rely on selling coffee to make a profit on the gas station aico - good move :thumbsup

you're from Seattle asking this? :1orglaugh

Take a quick walk down the street and ask a native american ...

mos def the better choice:2 cents:

They said yes. Now what?

I don't know. What would you do ? Do you like indians ?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zsZO6G7dfpI

Watch this and you'll never file again.

yup.................

They said yes?? Done deal man.

Pull the casino plan out - can start in the morning :thumbsup

Want to mix it with some offshore biz as well? No problemo!

You are a riot. Nice to see someone posting a thread that is actually funny. :thumbsup :thumbsup

Here is an offshore casino you can own:

Own Your Own Casino In the Philippines.

You would probably have to pay taxes though.

The Indians with the casinos have one goal in mind: To buy back the USA building by building.

ummm... what?

with a cute roommate named Bubba :1orglaugh