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Boobs 05-09-2007 10:13 PM

Getting a green card in the USA
 
in the process of adjusting and they now require a physical examination... did anybody ever take this examination and did it include a drug test?

StickyGreen 05-09-2007 10:13 PM

lol @ the drug test part...

Fap 05-09-2007 10:13 PM

I've known a few people who have taken the exam.. they said it was pretty easy.. no mention of a drug test this aint baseball :winkwink:

Boobs 05-09-2007 10:22 PM

yea but i read that drug abuse and drug addiction might cause a problem... not sure if they look for this or just determine it by the way you act... im not a drug addict or anything, occasional weed scyphers with the fellas on a sunday night

react 05-09-2007 10:37 PM

I have been thru this and can confirm the drug test.

As I understand it if you fail you generally get a second attempt. This is the "addiction" determination. But then recent nonsense like this:

http://thetyee.ca/News/2007/04/23/Feldmar/

Has to make you wonder.

BradM 05-09-2007 10:49 PM

There is a drug test. They test urine and blood as far as I understand.

Good luck.

Boobs 05-10-2007 07:54 AM

thanks for the replies

g$$$ 05-10-2007 07:54 AM

they test for herpes and the clap...

xclusive 05-10-2007 07:56 AM

I hear the #1 cause for denial of a green card is spamming the board with shitty domains.

Boobs 05-10-2007 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive (Post 12403323)
I hear the #1 cause for denial of a green card is spamming the board with shitty domains.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :321GFY

Klen 05-10-2007 11:15 AM

What examination?You send request and then you either get it or not.

stickyfingerz 05-10-2007 11:19 AM

Was no drug test prior to 911, I cant say for what they have changed since then though.

Boobs 05-10-2007 11:19 AM

that shows how much u know

stickyfingerz 05-10-2007 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 12404263)
What examination?You send request and then you either get it or not.

I think you are referring to a visa, not a green card. Whole different ball o wax.

scottybuzz 05-10-2007 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12404303)
I think you are referring to a visa, not a green card. Whole different ball o wax.

so what does a greencard enable you to do then?

pornguy 05-10-2007 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boobs (Post 12401860)
yea but i read that drug abuse and drug addiction might cause a problem... not sure if they look for this or just determine it by the way you act... im not a drug addict or anything, occasional weed scyphers with the fellas on a sunday night

Do your self a favor. While in the US, trying to get a green card, try sticking to the laws. Don't break them. Play the game Wave the US Flag. then when you have the coveted blue passport in a few years do any stupid shit you think you can get away with if it pleases you.

pornguy 05-10-2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12404341)
so what does a greencard enable you to do then?

Makes you legal, you can get a bank account, you can work, you can study, and you can get social security.

scottybuzz 05-13-2007 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 12404361)
Makes you legal, you can get a bank account, you can work, you can study, and you can get social security.

right ok cool. thanks for that.

BT 05-13-2007 08:35 AM

the gringos are watching

BT 05-13-2007 08:35 AM

the gringos are watching

OzMan 05-13-2007 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 12404354)
Do your self a favor. While in the US, trying to get a green card, try sticking to the laws. Don't break them. Play the game Wave the US Flag. then when you have the coveted blue passport in a few years do any stupid shit you think you can get away with if it pleases you.

That's about it...don't inhale until you get your citizenship...after that you can become a crackhead in the land of the free if you want :error

F-U-Jimmy 05-13-2007 08:44 AM

Green Card
 
When i applied for mine, they did a complete background check and a full medical with X-rays. If you have a history of crime ( i dont mean parking tickets ) or any serious medical condition you will not get a card. After all you cannot blame America for not wanting sick felons here can you ...

directfiesta 05-13-2007 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 12419443)
not wanting sick felons here ...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

smack 05-13-2007 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 12419443)
When i applied for mine, they did a complete background check and a full medical with X-rays. If you have a history of crime ( i dont mean parking tickets ) or any serious medical condition you will not get a card. After all you cannot blame America for not wanting sick felons here can you ...


i can understand the felons part, but whatever happened to:

"Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free..."

i don't see how smoking a joint, or taking lsd makes you a bad person, or a threat to society.

and this is absolutely true:

Quote:

"This is about the marriage of the war on drugs and the war on terror, and the blind, bureaucratic mindset it encourages. Government surveillance in the name of the war on drugs and the war on terror is in danger of making us all open books to zealous governments. As someone mentioned at a privacy conference I attended in London, U.K., several months ago, all the tools for an authoritarian state are now in place; it's just that we haven't yet adopted authoritarian methods. But in the area of drugs, maybe we have."

the use of fear to herd the population towards cessation of any and all civil liberties is a dangerous and despicable practice. it is done so gradually that most people do not notice, or can easily rationalize it away, but over time the ideals our fore-fathers founded this country on are being corroded and removed. it is a sad time we live in when we become prisoners in our own minds.


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