So I need people...creative idea people...driven people...
 

Ever worked in video editing and presentation? Specifically dvd, drm, various streamed video formats? Are you intimately familiar with the various videoplayers? Winamp (heheh), WMP, Quicktime...


Ever play with flash? Data driven, flash apps, intuitive interfaces, more with less, simple yet powerful, function over form. I don't need flash for flash's sake...I need flash that can do very specific tasks.


I'd like to pull a few people off the face of the earth...
I don't need gossip mongers, time wasters or...fuckit...if you've got more than 20k posts...don't bother.


But now's your time to sell yourself...post a few links to things you've done. If they're too top secret...SWEET...don't show them to me...just tell me what you can do. Gimme an idea of your experience, talk yourself up...even if I never contact you consider this a chance to piss farther than the next guy.

And you post this on GFY???? :pimp

Why not?

This could be very interesting. I hope this thread goes far.

you've been away too long. credibility on gfy these days begins at 50,000 posts.

Seriously Aaron, you expect any decent "media manipulator" to waste his/her time posting crap about "pissing farther than the next guy"???

The few I know of never even visit here - they are too busy, but suppose some need to spam boards to try and find some biz - so let em carry on...

here, This is my flash portfolio.... i havent launched it yet... but it seems your aarons friend... and thats fine by me... ill show you all first....tomorrow ill officially launch it to whoever dosnt see this thread, im thinking about some sort of special too....

anyway... i dunno if I fit your requisite... but... its a chance for criticisms and what nots....

http://www.lumpyimages.com

lemme know what res youre running and if there are any issues...

Any thoughts...


is the text legible on my home page...


Whatever....

Fuck if I know.

Outcome A: We get to laugh a bit then move on to the next thread.

Outcome B: Newbies can take this opportunity to show their shit and earn some credit.




Either way......I hope to be entertained. :glugglug

Step 1: Lose the audio.

There are alot of creative people on gfy...alot of people bored, tinkering...

Like who made the ggwcash banner on gfy?

That's a great banner...(btw I saw the ggw people in tahoe last weekend)

hey...I like it...I made an easy to mute button....

I was supposed to meet syl in PHX and didnt...left her phone number here by my monitor... found out shes a real catch...

:Oh crap

i hate sites with sounds that play by default. i like to listen to what I'M playing not what people think I want to hear.

What else ya got?

maybe ill make it auto muted... and people can choose to play it ... i think this sounds like a plan since 98% of the people i have shown this say something about it....

Mute button or not....I've loaded the page 2 times and closed it before I even got to look around.

Unrequested audio is bad....IMHO.

All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

Audio removed for viewing pleasure...now please....tell me about my work ;)

Now you want me to scroll all the way back up there so I can find the URL again?

Man.....You're lazy. :321GFY

I like the way the galleries load. :thumbsup

That's awesome.......On a silver platter. Too funny....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Christsakes, people say there aren't enough biz threads on GFY. Then when someone posts a biz thread they call it spam and criticize it to death.

I say a thread like this is just fine by me. Maybe someone gets a job out of it, who knows? Stranger things have happened here. :D

Can we cuddle now?

I'll bring the beer.

I think we're all aware that gfy isn't the deepest of labor pools...but then again I'm not looking for a 'media manipulator' buried in work, shovelling his/her way through a workload that doesn't interest him anymore...that guy's gettin lazy....basking in his own greatness...challenges present too much of a bother...

A guy like deej is experimenting, learning, hungry...maybe eeking out a living and willing to go an extra few miles to help a great idea materialize...

I look at a site like deej has put together and see someone who's learning...he's letting his design sense fall by the wayside a bit because he wants to do it in flash...why? Because he's excited to learn.

Serious deej...text is text is text...don't put text into flash unless its called from a text file, copy pasteable, easily updateable, crawlable...

I have a ton of leftover modelo...

Look at that, something is beginning to gel already.

I think I heard deej cum in his pants just now...


GFY RULES!

And Webby had doubts. :disgust

You nailed it... this is my 3rd flash piece ever... and i was just talking to baddog about the text issue, we all know hes all about SEO and text :winkwink: and i was looking into implementing it so people can cut n paste (especially for the lazy people that wont look and type my ICQ# for biz) ... and how i can get it crawlable by spiders...just wasnt my main concern, but now that the foundation is layed, Ill slowly mod it to specs

This site is the combo of my design skills growing... me needing to have a portfolio instead of saying " I can show you links" :winkwink:

and i have an odd style as is so ... I wanted mine to be different...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm 100% sure it will be entertaining :thumbsup

Have you explored php/mysql and flash or embedding video?

Trollin fer a piss?

You've been away a while.

I know man...I have. And to be honest...I'm a broke carpenter, drumming up some help with an idea on an adult webmaster board. Hell I was only mildly successful even when I did do this fer a living. Ideas are like assholes...everyone's got at least one, and most are pretty shitty.


BUT, old habits die hard...


I figured since the thread brought only mild results maybe a bit of troll bait was in order...

There are biz threads on GFY??? :winkwink:

Sure.. it would be nice instead of a thread list that looked like it was generated by 15 year olds on pot and wanking off over the header ads and "would you hit it pics" :pimp

OK.. I'll shut up and let some aspiring video editors bring a ray of sunshine to -=HOAX=- :winkwink:


PS Got luck on your search -=HOAX=- :thumbsup

HAHAHHAHA...you nailed gfy.
Sad but true...I got no ties to adult.com anymore...I no longer have any ideals for this place.

But it does have its bright corners...

-=HOAX=- you need a flash app that calls from a xml file. Might want to have a look at flex too.
Plenty of cheap or open source ones out there. All you need to do is skin one

By my count there are at least 10 on the main page right now.

A couple are a bit spammy but still biz-related.

GFY isn't the complete toilet some like to make it out to be.

It's part library/part toilet. :D

ehhh...kinda. Maybe I'll play with flex and see what I can do...I used to delve into flash quit a bit...but man am I slow.

And its really only a facet of what I want to do. But I'll look into it. thx.

...*poot*...

I edit for several web programs. I am fast , reliable and in expsensive, I have references .. I cannot post the programs here due to contractual non disclosures agreements but I do have references from program owners. hit me up if you are a serious .

I have drm, flash, quicktime expeirence.. I can do whatever you need I am sure.. been editing free lance and full time for 5 years.

949-423-0134
Derik