so I stopped on the highway for a blowjob....
 

and as I gave the hooker the money she opened her purse and man, there were a lot of banknotes in there. That made me think about all the dicks that she had sucked today.... and all that in turn made me think that I'm part of the whole, like I'm not all alone in this World, like I belong....

Don't know if you feel me but I just wanted to share...

go to the clinic bro...time to get tested!

It's important to have a sense of belonging.

but obliviously you had a rubber on when she sucked you off right..lol i hope so

So did you play with "her" penis?

did you get to suck him off too? ;)

did you fuck her purse???

and then the police came and you wanted to bribe them but they resisted and arrested you and then your mug-shot appeared in local newspaper, your wife saw it and is now divorcing you and you gonna lose half of your multi million dollar business to her....





you see, it could have been worse

I am glad you feel as though you are part of something finally :thumbsup

Glad it was a good experience for you.

Did she have some nasty herpes on her lip? Thats always hott.

how much did u pay him??

yeah..and you must do it now!! before anything else would happen..:thumbsup

maybe she robbed a bank... a sperm bank

a true Jack Handy moment for you...

This thread just made me stare off into space....

i told you juicy makes mad cash...













noone believed me

Hookers are cool.

:1orglaugh

she has enough money to buy heroin now.

Your a very deep thinker, I can see why hookers dig you. :)