I need to make some fast cash...
 

... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...

call your best friend, tell him you need to borrow $2k for just a few hours. go to the casino, go to the roulette tables, put $2k on black. Collect your winnings, go back to your friend and pay back the $2k you borrowed.

If it fails go to next friend and borrow $4k, then another one $8k, repeat.

Easy.

If I had a friend willing to lend me two thousand, I wouldnt have this problem

maybe you can ask one of your sponsors for an advanced payment? If you send enough sales to them that shouldn't be any problems I guess.

or maybe you have some sites to sell?

Good idea, but I have no sponsors, or any sites to sell.

hmmm ok so you're not an adult webmaster?

So without any sites or traffic you want to magically make $2000 in a week? Start searching around the base of rainbows for the pot of gold I guess.

Someone has to have some kind of smart idea... there are many ways to do it... not many that I can think of, one of them would be cook up some crystal meth and sell it, but i'm not getting myself into anything that deep... If anyone else has any GOOD ideas, please post... if not, gfy.

:( :disgust

So in other words you are a surfer trying to beg for money.

Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.

learn how to suck cock and hit the streets

go man whore your virgin bootie out.. i am sure someone will take you up on it

Sell a kidney

Or he could do $5 a bj and that will make it 400 to blow..lol
It kills me surfers think we make easy ass money.
Yanno..we make it the hard way.
We work for it.

i would try the webcamsponsor in my sig

Well, my Louisiana brother...what's up? Is Big Worm coming after you for smoking up all of his shit! You know playing with his money is like playing with his emotions!!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a4...resBIGWORM.jpg

he has no sites....

whore yourself to 100 fat chicks for $20 a pop or even 50 at $40.

and what about finding a regular job ? you have nothing to invest and you want to see results ? how many people invested their money and got nothing of it at the end ? and you want easy $2k ? everybody wants that.

I have no sites either.
I'm not a surfer either..lol

Perhaps you should get a job.

http://www.dennisflood.com/photos/ga...silhouette.jpg

Hahah... :thumbsup

have you thought of prostituting ?

an "easy" $2k? yeah, the only way that is going to happen without sites, content and the brains to convert traffic in any way - you're gonna have to whore yourself.
we work hard for our money, just some webmasters have done it for so long and so much they make it look good in no time! even then though they still have to keep up with what is new and happening in the field.
even the big names have to work at it like a full time job...
simply put: it takes time, there IS NO easy way.

ok so maybe I should start makin a few sites. Does anyone have a newbie walkthrough on it?

this is the shit that makes gfy worth reading

I already this did with no luck :Oh crap

WTF?!?!



















































He has TWO of them! :1orglaugh

avciugroar you are a FUCKING IDIOT.......... fucking leave

...It will cost you money to start a site....do you have any?

Dude....look no further. You seem genuinely down on your luck and I feel bad for you. I will loan you the 2K as long as you promise to pay it back....

leave your number in this post so we can discuss the details

instead of poking fun, how bout some fuckin help...I thought this was an information website... I thought forums were for people to gain and share knowledge but I guess not after all the shitty replies ya'll left.

everyone has to start somewhere... to those who made fun of the website thing, yall had no knowledge at one point... that's where I'm at now.

fuck yall, thanks for nothin.


... and leave my number in the post? so what, everyone has a more personal source to rag on me? lol.

holy fuck what a dipshit :1orglaugh

Go to 50 different sperm banks and take the $40 payout. Should be no problem for such an obvious wanker.

Have you ever tried...


http://www.planet.nl/upload/1559606_...30036-spam.jpg

Yo what happened...I thought you needed the 2K

Just fucking die.

I bet after the 1st 20 or so, might be good enough to get some tips... So maybe it would only take 30-35...:upsidedow

I bet after the 1st 20 or so, might be good enough to get some tips... So maybe it would only take 30-35...:upsidedow

What a fucking cry baby.

You come to an adult forum with your hand stretched WAY the fuck out and ask people how you can make 2 grand in less than a week?

WTF makes you think ANYBODY here is going to do that? More importantly..based on the fact that you have NOTHING to offer...How do you expect to be able to implement any suggestions give to you?

Here's a suggestion.....Why don't you GoFuckYourself. :321GFY

Just start a site... everyone knows if you do that you'll magically be making like $1000 a day.... but that's just for beginners.

why don't you get a credit card if it's an emergency??

go home and get your fuckin shinebox

Do porn :)

Bravo!!! Very well put!!! :)

Paul Makham seems to be a reasonable guy. Maybe he can help you buy a domain and hosting a throw up a page with magic links!

I would ask him if I was you.

You could make the earnings you need in a jiffy!

I've heard there is big money in Cocaine. Fast cash too.

lets make it clear , its not easy .. this biz is not whats it used to be and even back in the day .. you couldn't make 2k in 2 days without having an infrastructure build

even if you know someone in Google or MSN and gets a web page on top positions and make 2k in sponsor cash.. it will take far longer to get paid!

so forget it, you will not make 2k in 2 days in the next 2 days.

but if you would like to be in this business.. then you can start in it for less then $40 a year and maybe if you work hard very hard .. you can make 1k the first month and grow your income each month.

thats a huge return .. if you are willing to work hard at it.. but its still not free money and its not 2k in 2 days.. or anything close to that.


actually you can start in this biz for free.. but still the work is going to have to be very focused!

Also, try hustling some billiards. If you are not too good, you can find a girl who is good, you can be the setup for her.

You do need to win! Like anything billiards runs in streaks, win 3 and head to the next place.


or

Go get "Your Name" tattooed on your penis!