If your not making at least $1,000+ per month with us...
 

Sorry but your little website blows plain and simple!!! I hate to be this harsh but I want to be as honest with our affiliates as possible. I have guys that only get 3,000 visits a day, have sites that look like they have not been updated since 1996, a few might even be partially retarded but they still make $1,000 easily.

On the other hand I also have guys that get 100,000+ visits a day to their site but they only make 1 sale per month. If thats you im talking about... Mr. 1 sale per month guy then you are no good at running a website, you should just quit now OR you can stop masturbating all day and start making some damn money with us, its your choice.

Thiswillshockyou.com Team

I am Mr. 1 sale per month :(

Well you need to stop masturbating all day to all those hot pics posted here on GFY and get to work. Trust me when I took that same advice I started making thousands. :winkwink:

Very professional.

I am Mr. 1 sale per year.
Should i stop masturbating now?

Sorry you must be one of the guys I am talking about. Its ok some people were just not meant to be in the game. :thumbsup

If you want to start making some money yea.

lol your products aren't even porn...

Is this you?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qK21-6DQIfg

S'cuse me, where's the pisser?

lol well maybe we should go market them on the disney forum instead then.

Regular blog traffic:

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9...gindeedru8.jpg

Well its obvious your site is like a 9 lame out of like a 10 lame so you should really think about taking my adivce.

:1orglaugh

I'm convinced :thumbsup

You didn't win me over, sorry.

I will think it over :)

Great way at pissing off your affiliates.
WG

I am shocked!!!

i willl look into it

Traffic Rank for thiswillshockyou.com: 240,527

How many affiliates do you have making more than $1000?

what's your program's name?

well there's another program i'll never promote.

Yeah, I just told some other webmasters to stay away from that bullshit.

welcome to my shitty programs list

3k hits and they are making $1k a day? YEAH RIGHT! I think you are the one doing the masturbating buddy. What makes you think anyone has just one 'website' anyways?

Just another sponsor makin outrageous claims...move along nothing to see here.

:error I'm pretty sure he said 1k a month... not per day...

I don't think you are really convincing anyone yet! :Oh crap

It would be a hard product to sell, your video's are freely available on nearly every illegal download site out there

Yeah the "regular" niche is my best seller!

So is all of the porn we all are trying to sell...

wow.

amazing.:Oh crap

:pimp ...

LOL. Def makes me wanna promote these guys especially since all my stuff is 100% porn and their dvd's have nothing to do with porn.

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Guess you missed the support bit of affiliate support.

Trying to make a name for yourself by becoming a total dickhead perhaps?

This thread is great :)

Instead of getting new affiliates he pisses everyone off haha.

LOL you really have no clue do you :helpme

Another program i'll never promote