Stupidest News Article Ever. DUH!!!
 

Scientists discover Alchohol Makes Others Look Better :1orglaugh

I've known that for 4 years. WTF do these "scientists" have nothing better to do? Our tax money problably paid that dude to get drunk as fuck for like a week straight and go to all the bars. :1orglaugh

These are British Scientists too. I picture an old style pub with men in white jackets with cockney accents and clipboards in hand going up to a damsel with a pint saying "Now tell me, luv, do I turn you on now?"

ROFL. That makes it even worse. :1orglaugh

The reactionon british shows has pretty much been 'Duh'.

"The study of 120 male and female students found drinking up to four units of alcohol ? about two pints (one litre) of beer or four glasses of wine ? increased the perceived attractiveness of members of the opposite sex by about 25 percent."

Damn. Nothing like scientific tests to show what you've know all along. Now all they need to do is find out which alcohol does it the most! :glugglug

The study of 120 male and female students found drinking up to four units of alcohol ? about two pints (one litre) of beer or four glasses of wine ? increased the perceived attractiveness of members of the opposite sex by about 25 percent.

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Yeah, but not we know the %!

Ok, so an 8 becomes a 10 for the cost of two pints. This is a weapon. Would like to see the rest of that study. Where will it be published?

Finally! My big chance to become a 5!

I am going to get a girl so sloshed I am going to look like Pierce Brosnin. I always wanted to be 007:thumbsup