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why im single
last night i went out to see a friends band. there was a group of 3 girls there and i knew one of them, i really hit it off with one of the other blondes. dude, she was about 5'7" norwegian blond, great body with an allover tan, software developer at intel, 24. we all ended up going to a hooters to eat after the show, then a club, the back to my buddies house. last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home
there are times it gets lonely, but just for the occasional opportunity to do the above without any guilt is worth it. |
haha, nice little story, sometimes its great to be single
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you dont want a commitment rather...
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A commitment to being single is more the theme of the story I thought.
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It took seven months of urgin' Just to get that local virgin With the sweet face Up to my place To fool around a bit. Next day she woke up rosy, And she snuggled up so cozy. When she asked me how I liked it, Lord it hurts me to admit, I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and it rolled right by. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned... oh me... oh my. I'm makin' no excuses |
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I agree with ya... Ya know you had fun BUT if you do not remember getting down and dirty then I feel like I missed something... |
Wait until you find out she's pregnant... :D
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Haha I was just going to say that :) |
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"Hehehe. That or the shingles?" |
Where the part where you say "and then i woke up and it was all a dream i was on GFY all night who am i kidding"
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fuck, i txted her and she did not respond, been an hour and 15 min
aint that a bitch, easy come easy go |
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too bad u cant remember fucking her.:error that would have been nicer.
but . . . this is why I am still single too!!:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup |
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