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webmasterchecks 05-05-2007 09:55 AM

why im single
 
last night i went out to see a friends band. there was a group of 3 girls there and i knew one of them, i really hit it off with one of the other blondes. dude, she was about 5'7" norwegian blond, great body with an allover tan, software developer at intel, 24. we all ended up going to a hooters to eat after the show, then a club, the back to my buddies house. last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home

there are times it gets lonely, but just for the occasional opportunity to do the above without any guilt is worth it.

PR_Sebas 05-05-2007 10:11 AM

haha, nice little story, sometimes its great to be single

Evil E 05-05-2007 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by webmasterchecks (Post 12377203)
last night i went out to see a friends band. there was a group of 3 girls there and i knew one of them, i really hit it off with one of the other blondes. dude, she was about 5'7" norwegian blond, great body with an allover tan, software developer at intel, 24. we all ended up going to a hooters to eat after the show, then a club, the back to my buddies house. last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home

there are times it gets lonely, but just for the occasional opportunity to do the above without any guilt is worth it.

THAT's fun, but you don't even remember if you hit it.... i don't see where's the fun if you have no memories... :helpme

Ssv 05-05-2007 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by knewon (Post 12377272)
THAT's fun, but you don't even remember if you hit it.... i don't see where's the fun if you have no memories... :helpme

blah blah blah, what's important here is that he had fun, sex or without!

carol.prime 05-05-2007 10:53 AM

you dont want a commitment rather...

Tom_PM 05-05-2007 10:55 AM

A commitment to being single is more the theme of the story I thought.

baddog 05-05-2007 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by webmasterchecks (Post 12377203)
last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home

That sucks, should cut down on the alcohol intake

It took seven months of urgin'
Just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face
Up to my place
To fool around a bit.
Next day she woke up rosy,
And she snuggled up so cozy.
When she asked me how I liked it,
Lord it hurts me to admit,
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.
I'm makin' no excuses

RevSand 05-05-2007 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by knewon (Post 12377272)
THAT's fun, but you don't even remember if you hit it.... i don't see where's the fun if you have no memories... :helpme


I agree with ya... Ya know you had fun BUT if you do not remember getting down and dirty then I feel like I missed something...

Humpy Leftnut 05-05-2007 12:42 PM

Wait until you find out she's pregnant... :D

RRRED 05-05-2007 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Humpy Leftnut (Post 12377863)
Wait until you find out she's pregnant... :D


Haha I was just going to say that :)

Pumba 05-05-2007 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humpy Leftnut (Post 12377863)
Wait until you find out she's pregnant... :D

Hehehe. The and of singlness?

Murderous 05-05-2007 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumba (Post 12377883)
Hehehe. The and of singlness?

I that that said...

"Hehehe. That or the shingles?"

Fap 05-05-2007 01:05 PM

Where the part where you say "and then i woke up and it was all a dream i was on GFY all night who am i kidding"

scottybuzz 05-05-2007 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis (Post 12377954)
Where the part where you say "and then i woke up and it was all a dream i was on GFY all night who am i kidding"

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

webmasterchecks 05-06-2007 02:03 PM

fuck, i txted her and she did not respond, been an hour and 15 min

aint that a bitch, easy come easy go

GrouchyAdmin 05-06-2007 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by webmasterchecks (Post 12382187)
aint that a bitch, easy come easy go

Easy go, at least. :1orglaugh

JP513 05-06-2007 03:36 PM

too bad u cant remember fucking her.:error that would have been nicer.

but . . . this is why I am still single too!!:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup


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