Going to the NASCAR race today (someone shoot me)
 

What won't i do to get into a chicks pants. I'm headed to a fucking nascar race.

Drink beer & sit next to people who are cousins & don't even know it.

Best part is, i know ZERO about nascar, don't know the drivers names....don't know anything actually. I do know Gibbs ran the Tony Stewart thing....& i only know that cuz im a redskins fan :1orglaugh

I'm scared. Whats good redneck repellent?

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You will have fun. I rarely watch it on TV but in person it is a whole different experience.

yeah I agree with you...........

Just keep drinking. You'll be all right... (Keep that pussy on your mind).

thats the plan....drink & stay focused on said end result :1orglaugh