If I wanted to fucking bag groceries, I'd get a job at a goddamn grocery store.
 

...And work with %20 of my fellow GFYers.













Holy CHRIST I hate those automated check out lines. Pain in the ass all around. Bar code reader always seems to have coke or jizz or some shit on it, the fucking thing won't take anything bigger than a 20 and in most cases you STILL have to wait on some 19 year old fat ass pimply faced bitch whose nose ring hole is leaking puss to come and give you your fucking change.

















/rant

I prefer self checkout myself . . . using bank card means don't have to worry about the domination

never had those issues, someone is setting you up man

I suppose I could be like you and carry my wallet on a chain which is welded to my ass but I don't, and in this case I happened to have left it (and my cards) at home. :1orglaugh

Gotta love wal mart

Seriously? You think?








Shit it's prolly Dark Jedi or LC or AaronM fucking with me. Imma have to look into this.

Krogers.

Wal-Mart sees me coming and they roll the red carpet out and pop the champaign cork for me.

self checkout gets complicated when you have vegetables:1orglaugh

only if you're stoned

i didnt even know those things accepted cash, the one time ive used one i used a credit card.


that being said im sick of grocery stores not having enough bag boys anymore, here usually you have to either wait for the cashier to bag your shit or do it yourself :(

dude, walmart has the WORST self checkouts, they must have been programmed by some excommodore programmers or something....there isn't a visit to that store that doesn't include the lady coming up and "fixing" something wrong with the self checkout

self checkout around here isn't like that at all, I always take the self checkout here and it takes any size bills and there is no lady to give you change

All the ones I've used give me change. I love them cuz most people are too stupid to use them, so there is never a line.

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!

When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

Someone's been working in porn to long. :winkwink:

Be honest.

You failed the interview and aptitude test. :1orglaugh

Go to a more high class store. I refuse to go to places where you would run into this situation...If you have the money to shop at a better place do so.

precisely

You know, as I looked at that I said, there is something wrong here.

I will only use those things if I have no more the 5 items. Everytime I do use them I get behind someone who doesn't even know how to use a cell phone. Then that cashier, who should be coming over to help speed things along, just stands there!! Home Depot has the worst ones IMO!

How many years until there are drive through grocery stores?

Do you have online grocery shopping available yet?

it's because you love the cock jim. the machines know.....THEY KNOW!

I'm not sure why, but damm that shit cracked me up!

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :pimp



PS: I hate those fucking things too.

ummmm.........