should i go legit
 

I had an argument with my gf about my business basically, i run a brothel but it is registered as a massage parlour (for legal reasons) its operated as a massage parlour and its clearly stated that all payments are for massages and use of the facilities, and anything else that happens is consensual between two adults, but for all intents and purposes its a brothel.
Mt gf has allways known this but never paticularly liked it. anyways we had a major argument cos she thinks i should go legit and im just not really sure about that. what do you all think i should do.

For all you people our their who may say that prostitution is terrible blah blah blah, ill just point out that its just another side of the adult industry that you love so much.

what country are you in?

britain, and i know protitution is illegal here, but that is no worry to me

Well if you had a fight with her, then it should be a worry.

Piss her off enough, and you will get nailed.

tough situation.

Then why are you worried about what your girlfriend thinks?

the reason im not bothered is cos its in manchester, the cops allready know about it and they choose to let it slide, being manchester they have alot bigger things to worry about. a manchester detective told me that as long as i run a clean business, dont hire any underage girls and dont allow drugs to be used on the premices they have no problem. Now i adhere to these rules, befor i take anyone on i ask for either a drivingliscenceor passpoas proof age and i onced fired a girl because i caught her smoking weed round the back. (that is a big thing seeing as how i sold it too her)

Man, make her suck your peter and gag the fuck out of her. Show her that she is a dirty fuck slut and she needs to know her role Jabroni. Show her this thread, as I am just kidding :1orglaugh

because its my gf and i love her to bits and her opinion does matter to me.

are you telling me that if your other half ask you to get out of the adult business you wouldnt even concider it

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break up with your gf and make her work in your brothel

i just wanna make it clear why im concidering going legit, its not that i think my girl is gonna go to the cops, its just that im not sure if the risk is worth the benefit, i mean even tho the cops say they wont bust me, their is allways the chance that the might, and then their is the other hassles like dealing with the punters, having to hire security, and occasionally having to deal with the parents/boyfriends of the girls that work for me, i have had ppl threaten my life on more than on occasion.
This is generally the reason my girl think i should go legit. this plus the fact that it wouldnt actually take that much time effort or money for me to turn it into a legitimate massage parlour

Please post the name & address so we can help you better...

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The name is galaxy massage, i aint giving out the address cos i dont see why you need it, im not here looking for customer

Actually that is the best advise for him. Seriously. How can she argue with a cock in her mouth? Do as suggested above man and she will forget the whole thing until next time she's needing some drama. :2 cents:

This thread might win a GFY Darwin award.

Why are you letting your gf meddle in your business?

Nothing saying a word - just looking at the idiocy with every post :pimp

she doesnt meddle, but its my gal so ill take what she says into concideration.

Hope your having fun

ROFL :1orglaugh!

he's right...
my advice is to go legal for a month, than dump her and go back like before and get a new gf.... if you don't want to dump here then make her understand that that's your job and tell her to mind her own business...

good luck anyways

PS: also don't forget that by going legal you'll loose much "customers" :)

is there even enough demand for a 'legit' parlor to bring in enough customers to pay your rent?

like 2 pac said

"it's hard to be legit and still pay the rent.."

CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE A CONFESSION ON A PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD :thumbsup

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the feds read this board like they read wsgforum.com... and sfredbook.. :thumbsup

yes the feds may read this board.

but there are plenty or rats on this board who would report him just for "shit and giggles" :Oh crap

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oh man, thread bookmarked for ownage when i read this in the paper under the column of private eye "dumb britain"

nice try, i was waiting for someone to do that, for starters that isnt actually the name of my parlour i was bs'ing, im well aware that you can get hold of all the addresses of the manchester parlours of the net, hell all you have to do is go here

Little black book

You do realise that this would never hold up in court, they wouldnt even be able to use this as a reason to get a warrant to search the premesis, so i gotta say that im not really that bothered

you gotta give a free ride to our authorized GFY inspector in the zone - scottybuzz.

then, after consulting with him, we'll give you our official advice in this matter.

-The Official GFY Relationship Experts-

OK... No disrespect rotowa85, but you know how many ways there are to skin a cat?? :winkwink:

Basically you said you are running a wanking shop and, yes, this is illegal. Rest assured when the law have some time to spare, they will collect a few warrants and do whatever under the law. It's only a matter of time - so, you are asking about "going legit"?? That may be a good idea since you are not running a biz at this time, but a criminal enterprise :pimp

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edit: damn, GigoloMason beat me to it :1orglaugh

dont blow it all because your girl has a hissy fit. is she bringing in any bacon?

if it works dont fix it!!!!!

Well, without people threatening your life and all the other headaches you'll probably sleep and feel alot better.

If you already think about going legit, it looks like you aren't really happy with the situation any more, so do it and relax !

Really now... Who gives a fuck?

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Was not the slightest bit interested in his g/f's opinions (tho that can be dangerous), more on rotowa85's freedom to walk :winkwink:

Any law person who, for whatever reason, wants to blow rotowa85 off the face of the map for a while, can do this. *Anything* can come in and hit broadsides and blow more shit into the air than anyone thought possible - could be a minor drugs issue, a slight error on accounting records - you name it. But, if there is a will for something to happen - it will. What can it mean? Could mean a custodial sentence and throw on a three year Revenue enquiry and penalties for anything that can't be explained... It's a wonderful world, eh? :winkwink:

its not that easy my good friend, you see like i said its technically registered as a business, all my acdcounting is done correctly, and like i said it is clearly stated that all the money i take from custmoers is for massages and anything else that goes on id just consensual between two adults. now technically its a brothel, legally tho its a massage parlour. the fact that my girls have sex with most of the clients doesnt legally make it a brothel, hence it would be very hard for them to prosecute.

Id also like to point out the fact that it is not as if they are going to have a huge line of people waiting to testify against me.

Give you a clue man.... Tho not associated with massage parlors, but with the adult biz only in the UK. Over the years many folks have been hammered very severely for much, much lesser offenses than could be possible with the massage biz.

When the shit starts, it often looks minor, but can blow over time into a nightmare - actual examples are... custodial sentences for often *very* minor offenses. Can think of one obscene publications case (too absurd for words) where the "gravity" seemed to depend on the size of tits - it sure was not "hardcore" as we know it. That defendant got... think 12 months custodial, but we threw up an appeal and he was released in 30 days. But.. it never stopped there - the law passed his information to C&E and IR and they both chased him for.. around three years. Eventually they gave up - simply because there was no tax offenses, - but it still cost a lot of time and money with accountants/lawyers over that time.

Not familiar with the current status in the UK now, but understand there is now an official avenue for agencies to pass info to each other (that never existed then - it relied on whatever agency official being as malicious as possible).

Only talking about the main stream adult biz in the UK - if parlors entered the scenario or some form of drugs activity - all hell can break loose and last a good few years.

Can't remember the prostitution laws there - is it not an offense to knowingly operate premises where two or more girls are offering sexual services (brothel) and where money is transacted?

Seriously... you know that stuff, but does sound a possible source of a load of harassment - forgetting dealing with "staff" :pimp

Should you go legit?:Oh crap You already are legit. Too legit to quit.:pimp

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move to New Zealand, prostitution is legal here


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Mmmm ... never thought about how they actually prove a case :1orglaugh

This mean we get some horny coppers to do a "News of the World" and wait till they are offered sexual services, but then, of course, leave?? :winkwink:

yeh but if someone reports this to another police force who care, then your manchester plod pals wont be so thoughtful once they have pressure on them. nice one dousche.

oh my god you are such an idiot, all of the other major police forces already know what the manchester police force do, and their is generally only 1 police force which could actually pressure the manchester police force into doing anything.
The simple fact is that the manchester police force dont seem to care about brothels, as far as prostitution is concerned they would rather deal with streets hookers because that is where most of the problems occur.
Dont you think that concidering this is the business that i am in, the business i have been in for the last 4 years i know exactly where i stand with the police.

the simple fact is that if the manchester police cared soooo much, if it was that easy for them to us down, then you wouldnt have sites like this

little black book

that site is a listing of brothels in the manchester area, including names addresses telephone numbers and opening time.

the simple fact is that the cops are not going to start shutting us down anytime soon. Its simply not going to happen.

give the guy a break.... childish shit going on in this thread..... dude got his own brothel and he got the cops on his side, you got my respect! and dont listen to your gf, if youd run it legit with only massages, you'll definately see a huge decrease in customers and income

Look. Pimpin' ain't easy. Trust me I know. I give the original poster mad props for making the shit happen and making money too.:thumbsup

maybe i should raise the matter to my local member of parliemnt :winkwink: i wonder what he would think about the situation.

joking i wont, but please dont call me an idiot ok!

indeed :1orglaugh