T.G.I.F! Fav Simpsons Quotes!
 

I know its probably been done, but lets have fun with it anyway!


Mine is:

Artie Ziff: "Travelled the world, and the seven seas......I am watching you through a camera!"

do'h .

"Hi super nintendo chalmers!"

-Ralph

:):):)

“I’m no missionary. I don’t even believe in Jebus!”

-Homer

Tied...

Homer - You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Homer - ...And here's a picture of me in outer space.
Frank Grimes - You? ...Went into outer space?... You?
Homer - Sure. You've never been? Would you like to see my Grammy award?

"That's right kids. Suck on Daddy's sugar ball."-Homer
http://www.zimage.com/~ant/antfarm/r...sCandyBall.jpg

anything from groundskeeper willie

http://www.simpsonstrivia.com.ar/sim...eper-wille.jpg

Speaking to the French...

“Bonjour, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys,”

:1orglaugh

Willie: "Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damned Scots! They ruined Scotland!"

Skinner: "You Scots sure are a contentious people."

Willie: "You just made an enemy for life!"

"When yar alone and life is gettin ya loonely ye can always go.......Doontoon!"

i'm a chief wiggum fan myself:thumbsup

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6uhF2y_XbUU

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

homer:(sining) I am so smart.. S-M-R-T.. I mean S-M-A-R-T

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star

Homer

-"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip"

-"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

-"Television! Teacher, mother...secret lover"

-"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

Homer

-"someone broke the toilet"
-"Hello my friends and welcome to the internet"

"that smells like Otto's jacket"

Homer

"Marge, it takes two people to lie. One to lie and one to listen"

Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

crusty says on the ep where bart is addicted to food that the only thing that gets him off now since he was once addicted to everything is Free Basing Moon Rock. Then takes a pipe out of his pocket and takes a hit of Moon Rock.. and says and that just gets me to normal!

"I hope that was a pie I just sat on"

- Grandpa