When you jack off in the shower...
 

When you jack off in the shower, and you get cum in your pubic hair, does it turn kind of rubbery. I don't know why that happens, but I know it makes it harder to get out of your pubes.

I work for Bridgestone on the side.

isn't that just the biggest pain in the ass?!?

I can't jerk off in the shower, takes to long, feels uncomfortable.

right on

posted by Redshoe:
If you leave it alone it will turn back to liquid in a while. In the meantime, wearing rubberized cum in your pubes for a few hours is your penance for being so clumsy as to cum in your own pubes in the shower. You're in a shower for God's sake man, can't you aim anywhere else?

:1orglaugh :thumbsup :1orglaugh

I dont know how you whack it, but my magic two ball lotion usually flys away from my bush... and not into it.

Try not lying down in the shower.

I regret reading this post.

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Jerking off while standing up is kind of a pain in the ass. I'd rather be sittin down or laying on the bed.

Bob Chezule

Hmmm, maybe that's my problem.

Hmm... you must not have a water softener.

Use soap to jerk off, not only does it work as a great lube it cleans your dank at the same time. You wont get jizz stuck to your pubes with this method.

Why hasnt anyone said
"shave that nasty jungle"
yet...

When someone named "SMEGMA" aka ball jack says he regrets reading your post about cum in your pubes you have a problem.



hahahaha
That shit is funny!



LAMIke
SilverCash

Trenton shaves his pubes

Im smooth as a baby behind.... :Kissmy


Cheers
Hurricane

The protein in your cum changes its molecular form under hot water, similarly like egg white gets hard on a pan.

Damn, now that's interesting...never tought that would be the reason, but it makes sense!...

Hmm here am I saying cum is interesting... :helpme

Anyway, Red, it's all a question of aiming...

hmmmm...soap in the eyes hurt like hell

but soap in the urethra stings like a bitch
:waaaaahh

This should not happen. Don't rub the nut all over your belly after you ejaculate saying... "I'd fuk me" :1orglaugh

Is your dick that short? :1orglaugh

oh shit this normal
thank goodness
for years i thought something was wrong with me

- EQ, so then when you spit, does it look like egg whites?

- Silver, go outside, and turn on your gardenhose. Now grab a hold of it, and fling it all around like a madman. Did you get any water on you?? SEE WHAT I MEAN?! It's hard to aim while lying on your back, and having an orgasm!

- BT, "PUT THE FUCKIN' LOTION IN THE BASKET!"

Luckily, my wiener extends past my pubic hair.


I guess being 4 inches, I am hung..