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For the ladies: Etiquette question
Every once in a while when we decide to pleasure you orally, we may run across a little left over TP. We understand, shit happens (no pun intended), but how should we handle the issue?
Send you to the showers? Try to roll it into a little ball with our tongues and use it as a spit wad on the bedroom mirror? Use our fingers to try and pick it out? Or say something? If the latter, what would be the proper comment to make? Thank you in advance. |
LMFAO!
Try to roll it into a little ball with your tongues and use it as a spit wad on the bedroom mirror, ROFL! Wow! What a thread!:1orglaugh |
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bahahaha. I like your your name - it goes along with the thread. as for this um, unattractive visual that is now imbedded into my brain, the basic answer is.... depends how long you know her and if she is a girlfriend or one nighter or whatever. if you want to see her again, then don't make it an embarrassing situation. Basically say I think you lost something. LOLOL if you don't care if you see her again, then toss the tissue and proceed with your business and wrap out. I can't believe I am answering this thread anyway. LOL. because no matter what I answer, I know you well enough Baddog that you will come back with some interesting reply to my reply. :upsidedow ps-tell her to buy the heavy duty triple roll type of tp that doesn't break apart too easily. Or maybe buy her a hygenic 101 book. |
Good answer, Lori! :)
I've had a guy say "I think you forgot something..." hahah |
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However, I like to believe that most women are conscious of what is going on down there and as a courtesy, I think most women make sure they are in suitable condition for oral. I wont say it has never happened in the history of "oral pleasuring" (lol) But maybe if this is a problem for you, you can try to make a joke out of it and both have a laugh together, or suggest something in the way of moist toilet paper wipes. If neither suggestion sits comfortably with you, then limit your diving to the shower! :winkwink: Good luck with the munchy snacks! |
good lord that would be like finding a dingleberry gripping the anal shrubbery :throwup
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some of the answers here crack me up as much as the question. but they reminded me of a few things...
1. baby wipes by the bed ROCK for all sorts of things, this could be one of them. 2. spitballs of balled up tp are totally unacceptable in the bedroom as an adult, as they were anywhere in school in kindergarten. 3. just pick it off and flick it away or throw it away and tell her wtf you're doing so she doesn't think you've just picked off a scab or something. :Oh crap then carry on! |
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2. spitballs are now, always have been, and always will be acceptable in any and all situations... 3. scabs? :Oh crap :Oh crap |
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Except for the scabs comment...I coulda done without that visual. LOL But all the rest still applies for sure :thumbsup |
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh In agreement here too with tassy - make sure you tell her what you are doing or she'll be wondering what you found. :1orglaugh |
The scab comment reminds me about that joke about Sandpaper Sally.
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tell her baby I want to get all sexy and soapy with you in the shower.
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Spit it on her belly and continue lapping
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heh, great thread :1orglaugh
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Oh, man.
I thought this was gonna be about meeting the friends, paying the check, or opening a car door. :helpme |
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I would first ask if she uses Charmin, that damn paper sticks everywhere.:mad:
But in all seriousness, it really depends on the level of the relationship: 1. If it's a one night stand flick it, spit ball it, who cares just loose it and carry on with the muff diving. 2. if it's an ongoing relationship, make a non-cruel joke (the charmin one above should be as far as you take it). :2 cents: |
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