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Wizzo 04-30-2007 07:19 AM

Dumbass of the Week and its only Monday Morning!
 
Let me start by saying that I would never call most of our affiliates dumbasses, because they are a important part of our success, but this asshat just really doesn't get it and is actually kinda funny...

[09:37] dumbass: im a mayors affiliate and have a request
[09:38] Wizzo: Hey whats up, what can I do for you?
[09:38] dumbass: do you offer upgrade sumitter account so I can use it for more than mayorsmoney?
[09:39] Wizzo: Sorry, we tend not to pay for tools that you can use to support our competition.
[09:40] dumbass: why is that you don't want to help me?
[09:41] dumbass: i also use mayorsmoney for hosting so why the difference to me now?
[09:41] Wizzo: We will be glad to help you promote MM, but not our competition, do you have galleries for others sponsors on our hosting?
[09:43] dumbass:of course I use for all my galleries
[09:44] Wizzo: That's Not OK, you need to remove any Non-MayorsMoney or Stiffycash galleries from the hosting we pay for to help our affiliates out.
[09:44] dumbass:why is that?
[09:44] Wizzo:because again why should we pay for you to promote other sponsors?
[09:45] dumbass:i don't understand?
[09:45] Wizzo:Let me make it simple, I will give you 2days to remove any non-mm galleries off the server or you can move the entire domain to another server, but we aren't going to pay for you to promote others off our resources.
[09:48] dumbass: why you not want to help me?
[09:48] Wizzo:Again I'll be glad to help in relation to MM, but I'm not going to help you promote my competition
***dumbass signsoff***

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Phoenix 04-30-2007 07:21 AM

dude...i am right there with you

holy fuck some people expect the world

Sosa 04-30-2007 07:21 AM

lol that is a good one

nikooo 04-30-2007 08:08 AM

Real dumb..ass

DamageX 04-30-2007 08:11 AM

why you not want to help me? :(

lbc213 04-30-2007 08:13 AM

Christ. How does he even mange to work a computer. Dumbass.

Cheers for the Chuckle Wizzo.

WarChild 04-30-2007 08:13 AM

Reality Cash lets me promote whatever the fuck I want on my free server with them.

For little things in life there's affiliate programs. For everything else there's Playboy. :)

fris 04-30-2007 08:16 AM

hey stop posting my icq logs

mortenb 04-30-2007 08:17 AM

You guys really did it to yourself. Programs are giving way too much away these days, making it too easy for every dumbass to work in this industry.

sarettah 04-30-2007 08:18 AM

The more you give them for free, the more they want for free.

Noticed this a few years back when I was helping run a local (tiny) ski area about 45 minutes north of here.

Twice during the winter we would have a beginners free ski day. Beginners got free rentals and a free lift ticket for the 3 beginners slope lifts. Idea behind it was to get them hooked on skiiing.

Had several times that people would come up to me and tell me how we should also give them free food and drinks for the day. Now, that wouldn't have bothered me much, especially if it was po' folk that we were talking about but most of the folks we got up there were from Johnson County, Kansas which was/is the richest county in Kansas.

Quote:

Johnson County (standard abbreviation: JO) is a county located in northeast Kansas, in the central United States. The population was estimated to be 506,562 in the year 2005,[1] making it the most populous county in the state. Its county seat is Olathe,[2] and its most populous city is Overland Park. Johnson County has the highest median income in the state and the nation's 43rd highest per-person income and 62nd highest median household income. Most of the county is suburban, being a part of the Kansas City Metropolitan Area.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnson_County,_Kansas

It used to amaze me the balls some folks have, now I just figure it's human nature. go figger.

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madawgz 04-30-2007 08:20 AM

lol woooow :1orglaugh

DamageX 04-30-2007 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12334658)
Reality Cash lets me promote whatever the fuck I want on my free server with them.

For little things in life there's affiliate programs. For everything else there's Playboy. :)

They only ask for 20 sales/day and let's face it, despite everyone here bragging that they're millionaires, very few can actually send that amount of sales. :)

tony286 04-30-2007 08:26 AM

going to have to start giving IQ tests before they can become an affiliate lol

Wizzo 04-30-2007 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortenb (Post 12334673)
You guys really did it to yourself. Programs are giving way too much away these days, making it too easy for every dumbass to work in this industry.

I agree, and we've actually recently changed some of our policies, but still a few left from the old days... :pimp

Jace 04-30-2007 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortenb (Post 12334673)
You guys really did it to yourself. Programs are giving way too much away these days, making it too easy for every dumbass to work in this industry.

a truer statement could not have been said

pornguy 04-30-2007 08:33 AM

So... Basically you are saying that you dont want to help him.



Hahahahahahahahahaha


thats funny.

WiredGuy 04-30-2007 09:15 AM

What a day he must be having, he's about to lose his free hosting :)
WG

Aneros Josh 04-30-2007 09:18 AM

Dear Wizzo...please Dear Wizzo....I have question you

scottybuzz 04-30-2007 09:19 AM

LOL, hahahhaa


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