REAL newspaper ads
 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

AND FINALLY:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes, excellent condition for $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month, wife knows everything.

:D

older than dust

pretty funny :)

thought so.

First time I've seen it though. So nya :winkwink:

pretty funny ads...........

lol, nice:thumbsup

old but funny :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thanks for the chuckle