Bush Admits to Masturbating
 

In an unusually candid interview this afternoon President George W Bush, an outspoken opponent of pornography, admits that he masturbated once when he was younger.

"I tried it once when I was at Yale", Bush told a reporter. "It's not something I am proud of, I didn't ejaculate, I didn't enjoy it and I would never do it again".

Bush insists that he didn't use porn during his masturbatory misadventure. "It started", Bush said, "when I caught a glimpse up Rebbecca Johnson's skirt. I could clearly see the crotch of her panties and this stimulated me. It was simply a youthful experimentation. I do understand that some young people do it regularly and this disturbs me. The Bible clearly states that we shouldn't be spilling our seed and that to do so is an offense against the almighty".

FULL STORY CAN BE READ HERE http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s2i14198

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haha thats awesome

I also masturbated - just once.

I felt so dirty...:jerkoff

I got a blowjob once too - the girl smoked, but she didn't inhale...

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i bet you he is a member of an adult site...

Presidents of the USA are amazing ...

- One smoked pot, but didn't inhale

- The other masturbated but didn't ejaculate...

What the fuck is wrong with you people .... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

but they seem to have one thing in common... lies :)

OR ... SAD...... "yeah, I smoked, but I didnt enhale", YEAH, I jerked off but I didnt come...see the similarities??:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

FUCk it took so long for the post to load from Amst...I am glad everyone can see tru the bullshit:thumbsup

Im gona have to call this bullshit.

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which would you rather have in the white house though ?


http://weblog.greenpeace.org/iraq/archives/liars.jpg


i frankly would prefer the guy who didn't inhale :winkwink:

So how many of you have jerked it to the Bush twins?

http://www.theamericanmind.com/image...ins-vogue1.jpg

Laura?

http://www.doublespeakshow.com/image..._bush_fist.jpg

Barbara?

http://thiscanadian.typepad.com/this..._beautiful.jpg

Barney?

http://www.xoverboard.com/images/bushbarney.jpg

Dubya?

http://www.graffitieuropa.org/news/5...-BinLadden.jpg

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Who is Rebbecca Johnson and how do I meet her?

Everybody beats off,if they deny it ,they are liars

GWB thinks he is God like! :1orglaugh

I am glad he is getting some relief. Perhaps it is preventing another war.

J/ K.


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who can blame him?

lies......lies.......he must be out of space ..if he masturbate once in a life

That's rich
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Another bush lie! What a fucking fool.

How many in this thread completely failed to see where the story came from? Do so many GFYers really believe absolutely everything that's posted here?

Mildly amusing but scary that so many believe it :helpme

It's crazy and could be real with BUSH!

i'd hit saddams corpse:thumbsup

By now everyone should know that anything is possible with that Idiot also known as Geroge Bush or "can i suck your cock ?" to condoleeza rice :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What a fucking retard

soon the evangelicals will have people in all levels of power...they will brig about the apocolypse and we wont need to worry about masturbation anymore.

Cocaine is ok but masturbation is dirty.

Unfortunately that shows the mentality of most that post here - they read a story on a site called the SPOOF and cant figure it out

And they should know better since its well known that Bush is gay anyway - always has been - what with the call boys he used to have over at the White House when his dad was Prez

I know its a satire site lol

the entire planet knows he is a stupid jerk off.
he didn't have to tell us.

no but it was fun to say it anyway and see how many agree with me :thumbsup

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fake story

swap clinton and pot.

oh yez alll knew that already. owell who reads replies? ;)

the one on the left has potential for a romp

I like that guy less and less every day....what a dickhead!

http://emilinho.wordpress.com/files/...0/dickhead.JPG

HAHAHA got to love America!

that neck does it for me every time:hi

fuckin faggot!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ..very nice photochop there eh...:thumbsup

I stroked Bush off once... He didn't ejaculate so we aren't gay.

At least that is how he is spinning it.

Was just thinking that :winkwink:

Everyone knows he's a wanker - there is nothing to "admit" :pimp