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DWB 04-27-2007 01:26 PM

I officially work for Zango now!!!
 
They made me an offer I can't refuse so I'm pleased to announce that as of tomorrow morning, I will be a Zango employee. :thumbsup

My duty will be to coordinate my ladyboy ninja assassins to exterminate, I mean eliminate, any and all people who speak negatively against them in public or online.

My ladyboy ninja assassins are so good, I don't even have a problem letting the first target know his days are numbered. Will76... the bounty is just too high on your head to pass it up. Sorry mate. :Oh crap But don't worry bro, they are damn good at what they do and not only will you not know when they are coming, but you won't feel a thing.

If anyone would like to meet and discuss how Zango can fit into their current marketing schemes, my office is right next to Legendary Lars on the second floor of the new Zango compound. :thumbsup

lazycash 04-27-2007 01:31 PM

Cool, who is that girl with you and do they make you wear those clothes every day?

http://blog.180solutions.com/content...Booth%2021.JPG

Chef86 04-27-2007 01:38 PM

Are you serious?

polish_aristocrat 04-27-2007 01:39 PM

congrats, good luck

RayBonga 04-27-2007 01:42 PM

Conngrats to the zango man

Chef86 04-27-2007 01:47 PM

That's a good joke.

beemk 04-27-2007 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by northernfantasy (Post 12322937)
Are you serious?

http://beemk.com/detector.jpg

DWB 04-27-2007 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by northernfantasy (Post 12322937)
Are you serious?

I would never joke about something as serious as my employment.

dalt 04-27-2007 01:59 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by northernfantasy (Post 12322937)
Are you serious?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dalt 04-27-2007 02:00 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12322949)
congrats, good luck


Redmanthatcould 04-27-2007 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 12322897)
Cool, who is that girl with you and do they make you wear those clothes every day?

I hope this answers your question:

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/2...27c9mv3ec0.png

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-27-2007 02:30 PM

DWB you are absolutely diabolical...

I remember the last time I visited you at your secret tranny training camp in Chiang Mai, and you demonstrated the tampon bullet gun which you created to get past airport security:

http://kzamm.com/media/pictures/2006..._tampongun.jpg

Now it sounds like you have perfected the anal blow dart gun that you talked about as well, you clever bastard!

We're all doomed...DOOMED!!! :helpme

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polish_aristocrat 04-27-2007 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dalt (Post 12323065)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

flashfire 04-27-2007 02:33 PM

the first rule of zango is not to tell anyone about zango

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-27-2007 02:52 PM

http://www.siliconvalleysleuth.com/i...dsy1724392.jpg

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DatingGold 04-27-2007 02:53 PM

ahha nice

DatingGold 04-27-2007 02:54 PM

http://www.mdgp.net/fz.jpg

Aric 04-27-2007 02:59 PM

http://www.pimp.biz/stuff/sexy-ninja.jpg

4Pics 04-27-2007 03:01 PM

congrats on the new job

natas 04-27-2007 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 12322897)
do they make you wear those clothes every day?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tranza 04-27-2007 03:05 PM

Idiot.


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DWB 04-27-2007 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 12323519)
Idiot.


:1orglaugh :pimp

Scott McD 04-27-2007 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 12322997)

LOL !!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polle54 04-27-2007 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by northernfantasy (Post 12322937)
Are you serious?

ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!!?????

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-27-2007 05:33 PM

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/ORLY-ninja.jpg

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/tranny.png

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DWB 04-27-2007 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12324052)


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-27-2007 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 12324094)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/nigssing.gif

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JFK 04-27-2007 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashfire (Post 12323320)
the first rule of zango is not to tell anyone about zango

Did someone say ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGOOOOOO?:pimp

WarChild 04-27-2007 05:54 PM

I don't know why, but for some reason it seems like it'd be really fun to beat the shit out of a ladyboy.

will76 04-27-2007 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 12322897)
Cool, who is that girl with you and do they make you wear those clothes every day?

http://blog.180solutions.com/content...Booth%2021.JPG

jesus, what people will do for a piece of ass. :winkwink:

Andiz 04-27-2007 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12324140)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Xenophage 04-27-2007 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 12322876)
They made me an offer I can't refuse so I'm pleased to announce that as of tomorrow morning, I will be a Zango employee. :thumbsup

My duty will be to coordinate my ladyboy ninja assassins to exterminate, I mean eliminate, any and all people who speak negatively against them in public or online.

My ladyboy ninja assassins are so good, I don't even have a problem letting the first target know his days are numbered. Will76... the bounty is just too high on your head to pass it up. Sorry mate. :Oh crap But don't worry bro, they are damn good at what they do and not only will you not know when they are coming, but you won't feel a thing.

If anyone would like to meet and discuss how Zango can fit into their current marketing schemes, my office is right next to Legendary Lars on the second floor of the new Zango compound. :thumbsup

Sorry we moved out of Zango building, your office is now next to damians of sexsearch since we dont use zango anymore :)


Paying out an amazing 10% bonus on earnings again this month plus a $50,000 bonus to top affialites. I hope your getting yours get ready cuzz MAY os going to blow everyone away !!!

will76 04-27-2007 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars (Post 12324227)
Sorry we moved out of Zango building, your office is now next to damians of sexsearch since we dont use zango anymore :)


Paying out an amazing 10% bonus on earnings again this month plus a $50,000 bonus to top affialites. I hope your getting yours get ready cuzz MAY os going to blow everyone away !!!


Hey lars while you are here explain to us again how zango is just like a pop up and similar to adwords.


Also, how do you feel about AFF profiting from and supporting torrent sites ?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-27-2007 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars (Post 12324227)
Sorry we moved out of Zango building, your office is now next to damians of sexsearch since we dont use zango anymore :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 12324306)
Hey lars while you are here explain to us again how zango is just like a pop up and similar to adwords.

Also, how do you feel about AFF profiting from and supporting torrent sites ?

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Holdup%20Oops.gif

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mikeyddddd 04-27-2007 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 12322876)
I officially work for Zango now!!!


DWB 04-27-2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12324155)
I don't know why, but for some reason it seems like it'd be really fun to beat the shit out of a ladyboy.

Unless you are a well trained fighter, you may have your work cut out for you. Many Asian ladyboys grew up with Muey Thai and can kick serious ass when needed. Then the latin trannys carry knives and guns, will not even think twice about stabbing or killing someone.

They get fucked with all their lives, so many of them prepare for guys who have it out for them.


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