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Libertine 08-19-2002 04:06 PM

So, how big is yours?
 
...and I'm not talking about your monitor!
And, aside from that: does size matter?

<small>disclaimer: yes, I am bored, sleepy and semi-stoned</small>

Trenton 08-19-2002 04:11 PM

Are you queer or somthing?

(not that there is anything wrong with being queer)

Martin 08-19-2002 04:11 PM

6 soft..

Fletch XXX 08-19-2002 04:12 PM

:glugglug

Libertine 08-19-2002 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trenton
Are you queer or somthing?

(not that there is anything wrong with being queer)

Just doing marketing research for penis enlargement sites targetted towards adult webmasters.

Trenton 08-19-2002 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld


Just doing marketing research for penis enlargement sites targetted towards adult webmasters.

Yeah right. Next you will be asking us to post pictures of our wangs.


(for marketing purposes)

Jizar II 08-19-2002 04:16 PM

Who says size counts? A few months ago I was speaking with a friend who told me about one of her encounters with this wonderful lover. She described what they did in detail, and all this time I was wondering how big is this horse that my friend is sexing? Well guess what? He wasn't hung like a horse. As a matter of fact, he was more like a pony. This guy may not have had a big penis, but he certainly knew how to use his magic wand to please her and make her want him.

Libertine 08-19-2002 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trenton


Yeah right. Next you will be asking us to post pictures of our wangs.


(for marketing purposes)

That would indeed be appreciated greatly. (for the before/after shots, ofcourse)

quiet 08-19-2002 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jizar II
Who says size counts? A few months ago I was speaking with a friend who told me about one of her encounters with this wonderful lover. She described what they did in detail, and all this time I was wondering how big is this horse that my friend is sexing? Well guess what? He wasn't hung like a horse. As a matter of fact, he was more like a pony. This guy may not have had a big penis, but he certainly knew how to use his magic wand to please her and make her want him.
teehehe

Libertine 08-19-2002 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jizar II
Who says size counts? A few months ago I was speaking with a friend who told me about one of her encounters with this wonderful lover. She described what they did in detail, and all this time I was wondering how big is this horse that my friend is sexing? Well guess what? He wasn't hung like a horse. As a matter of fact, he was more like a pony. This guy may not have had a big penis, but he certainly knew how to use his magic wand to please her and make her want him.
Obviously, you have never seen a pony's penis. They reach the ground when erect.

Trenton 08-19-2002 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld


Obviously, you have never seen a pony's penis. They reach the ground when erect.


Dam man, you realy dig da cock

fiveyes 08-19-2002 04:27 PM

he likes the bacon...

Jizar II 08-19-2002 04:28 PM

sorry i´m not a farmer :-) If a pony have a huge cock then there is something wrong in the horse world.. wtf does it need it for?

Libertine 08-19-2002 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jizar II
sorry i´m not a farmer :-) If a pony have a huge cock then there is something wrong in the horse world.. wtf does it need it for?
To please the lady ponies. Obviously, size matters.

Martin 08-19-2002 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jizar II
sorry i´m not a farmer :-) If a pony have a huge cock then there is something wrong in the horse world.. wtf does it need it for?
Girl horses have big pussies...

Jizar II 08-19-2002 04:36 PM

so "My Little Pony" was not just a cute toy for kids? It was actually a well equipped sex freak!.. hehe

http://www.hallelnet.com/von/gallery...moondancer.jpg

shawcutie 08-19-2002 04:44 PM

Do you honestly think anybody is going to tell the truth??!!

thechink 08-19-2002 04:44 PM

mine got caught in the damn lawn mower today. it's now only 1.5 inches long. :(

Libertine 08-19-2002 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jizar II
so "My Little Pony" was not just a cute toy for kids? It was actually a well equipped sex freak!.. hehe

(picture)

Did I mention my gf has about 200 of those?

Martin 08-19-2002 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shawcutie
Do you honestly think anybody is going to tell the truth??!!
I did.. Like I said 6 soft...

quiet 08-19-2002 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld


Did I mention my gf has about 200 of those?

your gf's eh?


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