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Juicy D. Links 04-27-2007 07:49 AM

Yo i am having a problem with this one cockaroach....
 
dont know how he creeped in , i chased him but he is slick. he hides.

this been going on for awhile , he is slick ..... i dont want to spray raid all over cause the shit smells.

Any suggestions?

fris 04-27-2007 07:50 AM

spray armani black code cologne

seeric 04-27-2007 07:50 AM

http://www.birdhouse.org/etc/boot.gif

Juicy D. Links 04-27-2007 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12320969)
spray armani black code cologne


seriously? will cologne get him to die?

sumphatpimp 04-27-2007 07:51 AM

he escaped.
send him back to Philly, he is ours.

King Adam 04-27-2007 07:52 AM

Go by a cat and you'll never have bugs in your pad again.

I don't like cats so I bought a savanah monitor that I let run around from time to time.

Juicy D. Links 04-27-2007 07:52 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 12320973)


Juicy D. Links 04-27-2007 07:53 AM

btw this guy is one ugly fucker. its the same asswipe also

Jakke PNG 04-27-2007 07:53 AM

You're now on RedShoes shitlist.

seeric 04-27-2007 08:06 AM

http://coolblue.typepad.com/photos/m...2004/clown.jpg

Jman 04-27-2007 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 12320993)
btw this guy is one ugly fucker. its the same asswipe also

Carefull he might have a twin :(

uno 04-27-2007 08:26 AM

If you see one there are probably shitloads more. :(

DamageX 04-27-2007 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp (Post 12320985)
he escaped.
send him back to Philly, he is ours.

ROTFL :1orglaugh

cool1 04-27-2007 08:55 AM

catch it and put a leash on it, or attach it to a broach and give it to your woman she will love it ...lol

notabook 04-27-2007 08:56 AM

Use the force yo'.

B O B 04-27-2007 09:16 AM

get yourself a Tokay Gecko...
It will live under your fridge, come out at night when nobody is around...and you will never see it, or a bug in your house again...

http://www.ski.org/Vision/Eyepage/Im...kay_geckoB.jpg

g$$$ 04-27-2007 10:21 AM

try washing your dishes...

carol.prime 04-27-2007 10:28 AM

get your slippers and spunk them..

Juicy D. Links 04-27-2007 11:07 AM

http://www.ski.org/Vision/Eyepage/Im...kay_geckoB.jpg

wyldworx 04-27-2007 11:14 AM

cock a roaches seem to have moved on. They do that once the food runs out...

RedShoe 04-27-2007 01:25 PM

First, let me make it clear. I HATE american and german roaches. It's the madagacars that I have.

To kill a cockroach, remove it's food and water supply. In other words clean your fucking house. Now then, roaches can live off the condensation that collects on your pipes under your fridge so you'll never be able to completely remove their water supply. They also (depending on the species) can fit into a crack the thickness of a nickle. So, it's best to try to seal your place with silicone caulking before you even move in.

Also, they can live off bread crumbs inside toasters, so clean that shit out regularly. They can live off the glue on envelopes so be sure to keep your envelopes in proper storage (like sealed inside of desks)

If you chop it's head off and it runs away, (like if you swat at it and miss) it can survive with no head for about 7 days. It will eventually die of dehydration.

Your best bet is to kill it when you see it. In other words if it gets away there is a good chance you'll lose it behind some shit so when you see one track it down until you kill it. Don't let it go, or put it off.

Spray and roach motels won't work because roaches can build an immunity strong enough to survive within four generations. (and roaches can reproduce every 30 days)

Boobs 04-27-2007 01:26 PM

get out the projects :2 cents:

TDF 04-27-2007 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12321115)
Carefull he might have a twin :(

franck has a brother?

g$$$ 04-27-2007 01:28 PM

cockroaches have high protein content...haha

Jarmusch 04-27-2007 01:36 PM

What makes you think it's a 'he' and not a 'she'?


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