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X37375787 08-19-2002 12:40 PM

Safe to fly on Sept. 9th ?
 
I'm taking the plane back to the US on September 9th. I assume nothing's gonna happen, but I am still afraid that some shitheads will look for trouble those days.... :(

nocostporn 08-19-2002 12:44 PM

wear a helmet

SykkBoy 08-19-2002 12:44 PM

take a karate class dude......

then, at least if there are no terrorists, you can karate chop the prick who throws his seat back and crushes your legs.....

B.Diker 08-19-2002 12:45 PM

no i dont think there will be any problems but who knows ?

take a parachute :winkwink:

roseyrid 08-19-2002 12:47 PM

since sept 11, ive been on 12 flights...here is my advice to you. Number one, sit as close to the cockpit as possible. Usually its first class. Keep 2-3 pens with you, so you can use them as weapons. If shit goes down, jump in front of the cockpit door, with your back pressed against the door and dont move...remember if they get in there, its probably not going to be good. Also i would reccommed purchasing one of these http://www.evac-u8.com/ just in case. During Sept 11, i was attending a college near Trenton, where all the anthrax was being sent from. I was that kid in college who had the full CBN suite (chemical, biological, nucluer) as well as plenty of potassiam iodate incase of nuclear war...then again, i have too much time on my hands and like to be well prepared. Good luck, odds are nothing is gonna happen. But better safe than sorry.

CurrentlySober 08-19-2002 12:49 PM

Wear a helmet ?
No... just wear a condom at all times...

'U never know with these yanks'

'ThatImpatientBastardWaitingForHis61"TVInTheCorner '

salsbury 08-19-2002 01:14 PM

no more or less safe to fly than before. airport security is still a joke. if it'd make you feel better, take care of all of your oustanding affairs before stepping foot onto a plane. or in fact, before you get in your car, or go to sleep every night. then you won't have to worry about anything.

picpile 08-19-2002 01:20 PM

why worry, when that guy tried to light his shoe on fire, he got his ass beat and tied to the seat. people are always looking for shit to start.

Kimmykim 08-19-2002 02:26 PM

No biggie since 9/9 isnt 9/11 anyway.

I would figure that on 9/11 airport security will be way more abusive and incompetent than they currently are...

I started flying again on 9/14 last year, and I will say that of the dozen or so different airports I frequent -- including ATL, Vancouver, DFW, PHX, Vegas, Miami -- not one of them has the same set up, and it even varies from terminal to terminal.

kmanrox 08-19-2002 02:26 PM

what kk said

WayPay-Kenny 08-19-2002 02:29 PM

In my opinion, the last thing they would try is the same thing they did last year. And especially around the same time, too many people on alert.

Suicide bombers at the mall maybe, hijackings, not likely.

salsbury 08-19-2002 02:32 PM

i flew a couple of weeks after sept 11 last year. didn't have a paid for ticket. went straight to the terminal and paid cash there. didn't raise any flags at all (they did search my bag though).

they have gotten worse about some things, especially the lines through security. oh, and it is definitely very different in each airport as KimmyKim said. completely arbtirary rules, too. i think they make them all up on the spot. "You need to take off your shoes because you asked if you could go through the metal detector."

oh, and while i'm here, allow me to say: western union SUCKS. friend sent me the money for the ticket on saturday night. went to pick it up monday morning - the money wasn't even sent yet. they had to confirm it with the sender (they coulda done that saturday but they did not). moral of the story: avoid western union unless you don't mind getting money sent slower than postal mail.

hyper 08-19-2002 03:22 PM

take a ceramics class..

then you can make all kinds of neat shit..

ceramic knives.. ceramic guns.. ceramic bullets
you'll go right through the metal detectors... no problem

dirtyone 08-19-2002 03:37 PM

Safe to fly on Sept. 9th ?

Damn staight... I say strap in and lets go. These fuckers thrive on
fear. If you are afraid to fly then they win. To hell with them. I
might die tomorrow but I will be damned if the sawed off half wit
little shits are gonna stop me from going anywhere I want to
today.

Oh and if there are any terrorist reading this board take note:
If you get on my plane and so much as think about making a
move for the cockpit rest assured that you and your turban
wearing friends are going to have to go through me to get there
and that aint going to be easy. You wanna go meet alla then lets
go together motherfuckers...

:ak47: :BangBang: :mad:

pornJester 08-19-2002 03:41 PM

How bad can a couple of punks with box cutters be. I suggest if they take a stewardess as a hostage, one life may have to be sacrificed for the good of the masses...

boneprone 08-19-2002 03:43 PM

its over dude.
say your goodbyes now

Schwick 08-19-2002 04:13 PM

If you fly you fly...if you don't you don't. I doubt that any of us has any idea when the big bus will hit us.

Flaming Lips Quote "Do you realize that everyone you know, someday, will die?"

kosmic 08-19-2002 04:15 PM

Hell, no! I wouldn't fly if you paid me.

X37375787 08-19-2002 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
its over dude.
say your goodbyes now


lol ! It's not like I am afraid to fly, fuck it - if something's meant to happen, it wil - if not, it won't. Easy as that.

Just looking for some ideas how to stop a terrorist threat in case it occurs. I like the idea of taking a ceramic vase, which will transform into a sharp knife in case of emergency.

Pens ? Fuck that, I'll just take some hair spray and a lighter and I'll be covered.

Joe Sixpack 08-19-2002 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
I'm taking the plane back to the US on September 9th. I assume nothing's gonna happen, but I am still afraid that some shitheads will look for trouble those days.... :(
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