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Vendot 04-26-2007 02:14 PM

Man Cuts Off Penis In London Eaterie
 
Sorry if this has been posted a million times already:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/l...6586879.stm?ls

He cut his dick off........ they are not sure why but it appears that the man who did it, wanted to "cut his own dick off" and therefore did just that.

Angelo22 04-26-2007 02:18 PM

ouch
why would anyone sane ever do that?

Vendot 04-26-2007 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 12317528)
ouch
why would anyone sane ever do that?

maybe he felt guilty about jerking it around so much? :1orglaugh

Timmy_29 04-26-2007 02:33 PM

lol nice... I think if youre going to cut your weiner off then a crowded restaurant is the ideal place.

Humpy Leftnut 04-26-2007 02:36 PM

I only respect him if he did it in silence. There's just no need to make a scene.

Vendot 04-26-2007 02:38 PM

Well maybe it was a publicity stunt, afterall..... i read somewhere that zizzi is getting a lot of custom these days. The wrong kind of custom, but paying custom nevertheless!

Fap 04-26-2007 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vendot (Post 12317508)
Sorry if this has been posted a million times already:

Then why post it again..

sniperwolf 04-26-2007 04:02 PM

oh damn, that man is crazy shit!!

PMdave 04-26-2007 04:19 PM

you knew the name of the place? "zizzi" >french slang for penis

Star 69 04-26-2007 05:33 PM

That's just crazy!

madawgz 04-26-2007 06:02 PM

omg thats nuts :1orglaugh :\

nikooo 04-27-2007 05:01 AM

my god .....everywhere in GFY is the same news.............

jdc 04-27-2007 06:57 AM

haha! attached his penis into his asshole!

Vendot 04-28-2007 10:25 AM

So i guess you guys found humour in a guy who has had his dangley bits chopped off..... nice

SlickCashChris 04-28-2007 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PMdave (Post 12318033)
you knew the name of the place? "zizzi" >french slang for penis


i had to look a couple times at the picture, couldn't believe the name on the signage!

the dude who did it sounds pretty disturbed though, he did more than just cut off his member.

Vendot 04-28-2007 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickCashChris (Post 12327303)
i had to look a couple times at the picture, couldn't believe the name on the signage!

And the moral of the story?

Dont call your restaurant penis as sooner or later, youll get a loony toon customer who will show up and chop his dick off.

Ssv 04-28-2007 04:05 PM

i saw that on the news few days ago...that's bad for those people around him who were eating ew!

fangtastic 04-28-2007 04:33 PM

Wrong on all levels!

Vendot 05-03-2007 09:58 AM

Think for a minute....

Imagine what it would be like not to be able to jerk off again....

Crazy thoughts. I imagine that must be how women feel :1orglaugh


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