Favorite Movie Quotes
 

"I can't believe you came on my mom."
~Jeff played by Nick Swardson in Grandma's Boy

that movie was great..nick swardson is hilarious!!:thumbsup

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

i'll be back

you wanna go to jail or u wanna go home.....can anyone guess what movie?

as far back as i can remember, i allways wanted to be a gangster (good fellas)

"get out of my face". "im gonna get inside your face".

"moisture is the essence of wetness" anyone guess that 1?

George Costanza to Jerry Seinfeld
"its not a lie if you believe it"

Training day

guess this
Blake: What's the problem, pal?
Dave Moss: You -
[correcting him]
Dave Moss: Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Dave Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.

Glenngary Glenn Ross. Alec Baldwin

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

Anything from Blues Brothers lol.

"Good times and noodle salad..."

"Excuse me, but who the fuck are you?"
"...I'm the one telling you how it is."

" I got two words for you.... Shut The Fuck Up!"

Robert DeNiro - Midnight Run

Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car.

Isn't this the 4th movie quote thread this week ??

Whats your problem...
You have a great body...
beautiful face...
But you have that look in your eyes like havent beeinn fucked in a year...

FUCK YOU...

Now you talkin baby tha I like !!!


( its not exactly it but it give the essens... )

theres a line from Fletch that is hysterical

"who are you?"
"im staceys boss"
"whos stacey?"
"Shes my secretary"
hahahahah

"220, 221....whatever it takes!"

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