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Jman 04-25-2007 04:27 PM

Yo GFY, Anyone of you ever fired a weapon at someone???
 
I'm curious ?

Meeper 04-25-2007 04:28 PM

does airsoft and paintball count? :D

uno 04-25-2007 04:30 PM

Nerf Darts.

tehHinjew 04-25-2007 04:31 PM

if airsoft counts last summer when me and a friend was drunk as fuck we shot at each other until we couldnt take it any more

dynastoned 04-25-2007 04:37 PM

airsoft automatic mp5 machine guns are dangerous.:2 cents: :winkwink:

Mr Pheer 04-25-2007 04:39 PM

unfortunately yes

I served in Somalia and Haiti

SleazyDream 04-25-2007 04:40 PM

my cock is a weapon so YES!!!!!!!!

baddog 04-25-2007 04:42 PM

under the advice of counsel, I refuse to answer this question under the grounds that it may incriminate me

madawgz 04-25-2007 04:44 PM

ive touch a real gun but never fired one :)

Jman 04-25-2007 04:49 PM

ok so far 1 person understood the question... Come on class, Focus!!!!

Historic Erotica 04-25-2007 04:51 PM

yes but over there head..they deserved it to be shot but a warning did the trick in this case..and of course this was back when I drank A LOT..

tehHinjew 04-25-2007 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 12312662)
ive touch a real gun but never fired one :)

pussy....

sperbonzo 04-25-2007 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 12312662)
ive touch a real gun but never fired one :)

Next time you come down to Miami buddy, I'll take you to the range for a few rounds :thumbsup



...and, the answer is yes. I was attached to 18th airborne in desert storm, as part of the advance party for artillary units

Spunky 04-25-2007 05:43 PM

I smoked some punk with a golf club once,breaking in my car

EBORG9 04-25-2007 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 12312644)
unfortunately yes

I served in Somalia and Haiti

Salute to you Sir:bowdown . Thank you for your sacrifice, and time.

Lykos 04-25-2007 05:54 PM

nope never:)
I missed him,lucky bastard,lol

DonX 04-25-2007 05:56 PM

Only because he deserved it :thumbsup :thumbsup

IllTestYourGirls 04-25-2007 06:02 PM

no i have not, but i have hit someone with a baseball bat does that count?

needlive 04-25-2007 06:03 PM

No, and I hope I never will.

born4porn 04-25-2007 06:48 PM

no!!!!!!!

endsofttech 04-25-2007 07:45 PM

I usually use guns at the shooting camp. But never been fired to someone.

sarettah 04-25-2007 08:20 PM

Yes, while in the Navy.


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RedShoe 04-25-2007 08:26 PM

I shot a girl in the face once. Got her on her left cheek, and a little in the back of her throat.

tony286 04-25-2007 08:27 PM

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

RedShoe 04-25-2007 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12313437)
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

LOL, Whoa, I know another guy that did that. But he is a singer.

bogo 04-25-2007 08:29 PM

i fired brocolli off my fork aimed at my sister one time.

MikeVega 04-25-2007 08:30 PM

I have fired a handgun at someone once. I was only about 19 and luckily i had bad aim do to the fact that i was freaked out myself.

tony286 04-25-2007 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 12313440)
LOL, Whoa, I know another guy that did that. But he is a singer.

please stop or I will hang my head and cry lol

Zebra 04-25-2007 08:30 PM

I shot a dog with a Tec-9 once. The mutt was humping my Aunt's Pomeranian and I scared it off and it tried to bite me. Bang bang, dead dog. Scared the shit out of me, shooting a dog that close is a bit freaky.

DWB 04-25-2007 08:35 PM

Does a bow and arrow or BB gun count? If so, then yes.

CDSmith 04-25-2007 08:47 PM

I've told this story before, but for those of you who haven't heard it yet.... Shortly after I moved into my first house there was this big fat chow dog that lived down the back lane. That fat fucker would waddle his way down the lane once a week and root through all my garbage cans, bust open the bags and strew it all over the driveway. He'd eat what he could find and then he'd hunker down and take a dump in the middle of it and then leave.

I found my driveway left like that for several weeks. Then it happened... I was in the bathroom taking a dump of my own when I happened to part the blinds and look out the window. I saw that chow dog just finishing up with making a mess of my garbage. I finished up my own business, quickly ran and got my replica 44 mag dirty Harry gas gun, loaded it with a few round-head pellets and proceeded to take aim out the window.

Perfect timing... the fat fuck was just getting set to hunch his ass in to take his usual dump on my driveway. I let fly two quick shots and heard him let out this painful "YEEOOOWWWLL!!!" and he ran off back down the lane.

He never fucked with my garbage again.



So in short, my answer is yes. Well, not someone.... a dog.

Ackeric 04-25-2007 08:51 PM

Worked a bar in Harlem for a few years, saw a few other people try. The one thing I learned is do no watch movie to learn to fire a gun. That whole sideways gagster thing is not good.

Rochard 04-25-2007 08:53 PM

Yes.

Hit me up on ICQ and I'll tell you all about it. But I won't discuss it in a public forum.

CDSmith 04-25-2007 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ackeric (Post 12313531)
That whole sideways gagster thing is not good.

It's about as retarded as most of the stupid shit those gangbangers do, say, wear, etc.

Vendzilla 04-25-2007 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12312653)
under the advice of counsel, I refuse to answer this question under the grounds that it may incriminate me

"Ditto" I think baddog and I grew up in the same kind of place

pr0 04-25-2007 09:00 PM

absolutely not....

why did you hear something? ; )

Juicy George 04-25-2007 09:09 PM

After a big night out one night me and my friends were on my farm in the mountains near where we live, all a bit tired and hungover. We thought it clever to start shooting each other with the air-rifle. It was like uber paintball! It ended up with lots of little bleeding holes all over us!

stickyfingerz 04-25-2007 09:26 PM

I was on this grassy knoll once..... :winkwink:

D 04-25-2007 09:27 PM

As a kid I let my slingshot go on this kid's butt once.

J. Falcon 04-25-2007 09:30 PM

no and I dont plan to

HeadPimp 04-25-2007 09:43 PM

Tried once and a relative stopped me. The bastard I wanted to shoot was trespassing. The other time was when a buddy of mine did an elbow drop on me while I was sleeping. Almost shot him in the ass with buckshot, but he ran like a mo-for. AaronM might remember trying to stop me on that one...

SykkBoy 04-26-2007 05:16 AM

Nope
aside from paper targets, I was taught never shoot something you don't intend to eat....well, cannibalism is wrong...

schneemann 04-26-2007 05:47 AM

Nope.
In fact, I've even been out, carrying my gun, been jumped and chose to beat the shit out of the person rather than pull the gun.
Carrying a weapon is a huge fucking responsibility. That gun will never even be seen by anyone else in public unless I truly fear for my life and plan to kill to defend it.

sumphatpimp 04-26-2007 06:07 AM

yes.
M-60 machine gun, Thuy Hoa Airbase, Viet Nam.
reason?
they were shooting at me.

Goodings Media 04-26-2007 06:28 AM

shot my older brothers friend with an air rifle in the ass once cause he called me a pussy.

He had to go to A&E to get it take out and I had to pay my brother my pocket money for like 3 months so that he wouldn't tell my dad

Good times.... :thumbsup

Jman 04-26-2007 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodings Media (Post 12315112)
shot my older brothers friend with an air rifle in the ass once cause he called me a pussy.

He had to go to A&E to get it take out and I had to pay my brother my pocket money for like 3 months so that he wouldn't tell my dad

Good times.... :thumbsup

Fuck that you shoulda shot your brother :1orglaugh

ADL Josh 04-26-2007 07:16 AM

just a bb gun:thumbsup

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-26-2007 07:42 AM

Guns Are For Pussies And Cowards If I Have Issues With Somone I Take Em Out With My Hands Like Real Man Should

Unless They Are Armed Then I Haul Ass


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