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AaronM 04-25-2007 03:45 PM
I'm like Jesus!
 
Posted from a blog site.....


"Reading the original post and specifically the paragraph about Aaron Matthews, I am struck by how he acts towards his friends, and how that compares to how Jesus acted and to how we should act towards everyone in this world."

Bow down, bitches.... :pimp

AaronM 04-25-2007 03:47 PM
FYI, this was my response to the bible thumper:

"I can walk on water too....But only after I've turned it into wine and gotten fairly drunk."

baddog 04-25-2007 03:48 PM
I knew that

cherrylula 04-25-2007 03:48 PM
um, Jesus was crucified. ;)

baddog 04-25-2007 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 12312386)
um, Jesus was crucified. ;)
At 33, I think Aaron has a couple years left in him.

AaronM 04-25-2007 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12312393)
At 33, I think Aaron has a couple years left in him.


Actually...I'm 33 now. :)

Pete-KT 04-25-2007 03:53 PM
Hey did they send you to hell yet?

baddog 04-25-2007 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 12312412)
Actually...I'm 33 now. :)
was nice knowing you

wyldworx 04-25-2007 03:58 PM
33 = 6
3x3= 9
3 cubed = 27 = 9
Your numerology looks good, you'll live.

Jman 04-25-2007 04:00 PM
Was that posted by Donny?

AaronM 04-25-2007 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12312425)
was nice knowing you


I'm going shopping for a cross tomorrow.

AaronM 04-25-2007 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12312464)
Was that posted by Donny?
No sir..

notabook 04-25-2007 04:01 PM
Uma Thurman is pretty hot.

baddog 04-25-2007 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 12312468)
I'm going shopping for a cross tomorrow.
Speaking of shopping, Oscar called me when I was last in Indiana to inform me that he had moved to a new place significantly closer to me.

He wanted me to pass that along to you.

Jman 04-25-2007 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 12312472)
No sir..
Well Amen :thumbsup

You'll always be a dirty caribou Jesus to me :pimp

TheJimmy 04-25-2007 04:09 PM
Too bad Jesus didn't have the same taste for weapons.

Grapesoda 04-25-2007 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 12312371)
Posted from a blog site.....


"Reading the original post and specifically the paragraph about Aaron Matthews, I am struck by how he acts towards his friends, and how that compares to how Jesus acted and to how we should act towards everyone in this world."

Bow down, bitches.... :pimp
can ya swing by when yer in town? I think I have leprosy on my dick . .

SFBU 04-25-2007 05:43 PM
Can you come over and turn my faucet water into wine, or even scotch. I am lonely and thirsty and hungry!

baddog 04-25-2007 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SFBU (Post 12312898)
Can you come over and turn my faucet water into wine, or even scotch. I am lonely and thirsty and hungry!
You will regret it come shower time.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-25-2007 06:13 PM
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AaronM 04-25-2007 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SFBU (Post 12312898)
Can you come over and turn my faucet water into wine, or even scotch. I am lonely and thirsty and hungry!

I've been drinking water from that faucet for 33+ years. Because of this, I know it is too impure for me to try to turn for you.

However......I can mix it into a colorful batch of Kool-aid.

wizhard 04-25-2007 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SFBU (Post 12312898)
Can you come over and turn my faucet water into wine, or even scotch. I am lonely and thirsty and hungry!
All of life is pain

All of pain is desire

Elimanate the desire and you will elimanate much of the pain

AaronM 04-25-2007 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12313020)


I'm a fatter Jesus than that.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-25-2007 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 12313031)
I'm a fatter Jesus than that.
That's after you have been "whipped" into shape.

You do have a beatific smile...

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notabook 04-25-2007 06:24 PM
Now that you're Jesus maybe you can answer the single most important question of all time:

"Could you microwave a burrito so hot that you yourself could not eat it?"

Big Red Machine 04-25-2007 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete-KT (Post 12312424)
Hey did they send you to hell yet?
You mean Hell,Michigan

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-25-2007 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 12313197)
You mean Hell,Michigan
How's about Hell's Kitchen...hot hooters wings - and breasts...

http://www.mlode.com/~cspgrafx/images/Hooters.jpg

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D 04-25-2007 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 12313031)
I'm a fatter Jesus than that.
Well...

You've been in jail for a bit.

And all that crown of thorns and torture and shit can burn a lot of calories, ya know.

:)

AaronM 04-25-2007 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by D (Post 12313655)
Well...

You've been in jail for a bit.

And all that crown of thorns and torture and shit can burn a lot of calories, ya know.

:)

I ate the dead prisoners to maintain my figure.


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