So, my girlfriend is cheating...
 

I've suspected for some time now that my girl is cheating.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the "girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

I decided that I was going to park my bike next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching behind my bike, that I noticed the rocker cover on the engine leaking a little oil.

Is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

You should find something horribly evil but not so illegal to do to her. Anything with a radio show usually works amazingly well.

god this is old

Wow, another guy on here had the exact same experience!

The peanuts I ate at lunch were old, but they were good.

See how many people skim, and how many people read the whole thing.. lol

take it to the dealer :2 cents:

Tell your girlfriend that if she's going to cheat, at least do it in an original way.


Cuz dude, that story is old as the mold under your gramma's saggy tits.

Duct tape. :)

50th time it's been posted on GFY .. officially, now.

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Glad to see you read the whole thread :321GFY

great ending....you can fix it yourself, napa has everything

Is this supposed to be a test of whether or not the whole post is read?

nice pics)

I'd hit it

I saw a flying elephant once, his name was steve.

hahah thats funny

I love it when people don't read whole posts... :1orglaugh

you better buy a real doll

LOL take it to the dealer!

I read the whole thing but I am quite confused of the last 2 sentences...

If you are married and going for a divorce, don't tell her that you're aware of anything. Hire a P.I. and get some proofs.

If you are just going out with here, just burn her and dump her.

Well its still a goodie but very old...

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If you at all mechanically inclined, its a simple fix to do yourself. But since you asked the question, do yourself a favor and take it to the dealer.

lol, nice one:thumbsup

Ok I'm a jackass, I'll admit it.. I was just responding to the subject. Tape me up.

man i posted this when i first joined lol
but i posted about rust

i've heard it yesterday and i laughed my ass off! :1orglaugh

If you have to ask, then take it to the dealer...

lol

ok so this story was all written to boil down to your car trouble???

and yes - i've been on the cheating end (being the cheater) so yes - i've done those exact things!