There's a maniac trying to break into my new house
 

I just moved into a nice townhouse in the old Montreal. It's a really wicked place except that there are a few bums and ****ups around once in a while. Good old Montreal.

Thursday afternoon 5:30 PM: I'm alone in the house building a dresser since we've been moved in for only 5 days. I'm on the 3rd floor when I hear the beep my door does when someone walks in. I climb down the stairs and as "Who is it?" Only to hear the door open and close again. I rush to the door, open it and ask a guy leaving if I can help him. Guy says it's wrong adress and leaves. Ok fine.

Thursday afternoon 5:35 PM: Calling my gf back after that weird event. I hear the door handle moving and someone screwing with the door (It's a lock with a code on it) I'm freaked, I open the door and yell at him. He says he's leaving.

Thursday afternoon 6:30 PM: My gf and I are gone, buying a new lock. The neighbours call the cops because there's a weird man fitting the description I gave them, waiting in front of the door and trying his key in the lock. Cops take him away. No one alerts us of this.

Thursday night 11:00 PM. Alarm system sounds, we hear codes being punched in the lock. Door bell rings repeatedly. I wake up, grab my hammer (kept it close in case) Go downstairs and recognize him through the window. He sees me and leaves. We call 911 and get the cops here quickly. They catch him and tell us his story so far: Guy thinks Halle Berry lives here. He has a fixation on our address and knows it. Says the star below the moon, then the numbers told him she lived here. Creepy stuff. We go back to bed, freaked out and we barely sleep the night.

Friday evening 10:30 PM: My gf and I are coming back from the restaurant and we see him from afar waiting by our door, ringing and waiting some more. We want the cops to catch him in the act so we wait and call 911 again. Cops come, we take this matter jokingly thinking he's gone for the night and hopefully for good. We have a good chat with the cops, they tell us there's only so much we can do since he's mentally ill and not considered dangerous.

Friday evening 11:00 PM: Ding Dong! Guess who it is? He's there, knocking repeatedly, ringing and triggering the alarm system trying bad codes in the lock. We call 911 agaiun, but this time they don't treat it with priority. We know it's Friday night and there's probably worse things going on in downtown Montreal. We call 911 again, 20 minutes later. We don't want to scare him away as we want the cops to catch him in the act. Cops come and beat his ass to the ground this time, saying he wasn't cooperati9ng. "Good" we think, he's learned his lesson. They take him to the mental hospital... again.

Saturday morning 2:00 AM: Here we go again! This time he's more aggressive, knocking harder and ringing repeatedly. I can see him through the door, looking in and trying the door then going back and waiting. I really want to get violent with him but with the way our system is made, it'll probably put me in jail and not him. We call 911, again, and this time they take him away for good.

The guy was creepy, short black hair, small glasses, not really big though at first I mistook his outfit for a nice suit and tie (saw him only quickly) He's obviously deranged. Funny thing is we live next to Berri street and it's a small alley behind it, so perhaps he thinks he found Alley Berri.

So I'm thinking of putting an electrical current through the door handle, going out and kicking his ass or bear spraying his face. The system doesn't work very well anyway since they can't force him to take his meds until he has committed a violent act, which he hasn't yet. As if breaking and entering, harassment and attemting breaking and entering isn't enough...

If he comes again I'll snap his pic and maybe a small video for your enjoyment.

that is a bit freaky. i would be more worried about my girl. be careful yo.

I am, but she insists she can take care of herself, she's also protective of me, I keep telling her to go to the 3rd floor and flee through the balcony if anything happens, but she won't hear it. She'd rather take my side with a knife lol. God I love her.

Sunday evening 11:00 PM: I found him sleeping in the bed with my gf, WTF !
I'll keep you posted , thanks!

Well.. Halle Berry sometimes visit her boyfriend in Old Montreal... Maybe he lives near ;) Tell this guy you know where she lives and give him another adress ;)

damn who was in the wet spot?

before you try anything electric i would consult a lawyer first...

Geee... With all the talk about banning guns, I think this is exactly the reason to have a shotgun with 00 buckshot in it.

No you can't blast him for no reason, but what happens the night you forget to lock the door and he comes in, or he pops a gasket and decides he is coming in regardless of what you do/say.

Personally if he comes back I would call the press first and tell them how the system has failed and so on and so forth. Then call the cops. With any luck they will put him on the news, make him famous and get him all sorts of gifts and mental health aid and you won't have to see him again.

Forgot to mention the cops said the guy is a "porn addict"
Ironic?

Messed up situation you're finding yourself in. I hope this nut job moves on or gets locked up. Always make sure your gf is safe before doing anything tho man. I know she says she can take care of herself and I'm sure she can but still it allows you to be more calm if you know she's safe and you can deal with anything else that happens without worrying that she's ok.

yes ! we need more guns ! :warning

right and we totally forgot about iraq and jews in this thread :Oh crap

Ugh, typical Canadian legal system... Hauled away by the cops 4 times in one night and he's still back to your house within an hour every time :mad:

Man I know Halle Berry lives there, please let me in so I can see her.

Find yourself an old hammer. Wipe all the prints off it. Next time he shows up, go down and let him inside. (You'll have to say your girlfriend was trying to leave to go get something at the store, which explains how he forced his way inside. You heard her screams, so you came running downstairs with an aluminum bat.)

Now beat him to a bloody pulp with the bat. Set the hammer beside his body before the police show up. (Put it in his hand first to get some prints on it.) Problem solved.

:thumbsup

As long as they have a weapon and have forced their way inside your home you can go nuts on them.

:)

edit: this post is for entertainment purposes only and I don't condone doing anything I have said in this post. ;)

ROFFFFFFFL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

okay but really.. what a creepy little loser. i wish there were something i could recommend that you do. i would love to see a picture of this idiot, though. :)

please, take some pics...watch the flash though , you might pull his trigger

you live in a shitty area

like this happens in specific areas?

STFU...

We both know he only wants to take it in his ass from you

Imagine if he had a gun with him. Crazy people can get guns sometimes, as we have learned recently. You wouldn't want to bring a hammer to a gun fight. A situation like this is why us "gun nuts" want to keep our right to have guns. Cops don't come till after the crime is committed. I feel bad for you since this is a random act, and there is little police can do about it.

Thats nuts that the cops just arrest him and release him within hours every time. I don't know what you can do though, obviously police isn't doing shit.
WG

stupid fuck, Halle Berry is over here giving me blow job as I type

get everyone out of the house besides you, leave the door unlocked, wait for him and bear spray his ass handcuff him and call the cops. Tell them you answered the door and he forced his way in.

Give him a map of stars homes and point out where Halle Berry lives. That should get rid of him and make him Halle Berry's problem.

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Rent a gaurd dog and let him enter the house

well theres 2 ways to look at it..

at first i would be inclined to simply give the guy a good thrashing at the very least, if that failed then set him up in a position you can legally kill him before he kills you.

but thinking about it a bit longer, he is obviously insane, this isnt his fault, its an illness just like a broken arm or a flu, so is it even fair at all to be mad at the guy. If i truly believed the moon talked to me i would say that pretty important more important than a cop telling me there is no voice heh.

So theres also a few solutions..

#1 the nice guy approach
Be overly friendly.. Pretend like he is your best friend. "hey joe , good to see you , wanna go watch some football at the bar." act like he isnt crazy at all. then start slowly name dropping.. " hey by the way i was at a club yesterday and tom cruise was there and he mentioned something about them making a new movie in arizona. cool eh . he is gonna use one of my cars in the filming , blah blah etc etc, then casually mention. " halle barry was there with tom because he was helping her move into her new house in toronto. she bought this huge mansion etc etc.."

#2 the nasty approach..

leave a knife outside your door or just in your doorway cut al the lights off and leave the alarm off , sit on a chair inside the room in the dark and wait for him to arrive pick up the knife and come inside.

p.s. you dont gotta kill him just shoot him in the leg.

Get a stun gun and put fake Star Trek labels on it. You haven't had fun until you've shocked a Hallie Berry stalker with a stun gun.

Or a stun pen! 800,000 volts. And rechargeable. Nice!

http://www.safetygearhq.com/images/stun-pen-3.jpg

Let him break in, have BoyAlley waiting for the "bad guy" somewheres in teh corner............ and have BoyAlley give him a good ass raping while you and your girl hold him down. :) Problem solved. And it really sounds like so much fun!

just get a restraining order.. if he breaks it... then they can put him in jail.

Booby trapping your door handle with electricity would be illegal in Canada. :(

what a weird thing to have to deal with.

if it was me, i would put a lot of flood lights around the house with motion sensors so at a minimum, i know he's coming and he will be lit up.

holy shit man. I'd ICE his ass asap.

yeh i agree with smokey, dont be horrible to this guy, its obviously a mental illness rather than him purposely pissing you off.

but i feel if u dont act now, the stuff hes doing will rise to more extreme levels. keep calling the cops IMO, even if they do little. if you keep calling them, they will eventully sort things out.

Start pulling up your floor boards, there's obviously a lot of money hidden some where in your pad.

They replies in this thread rock... :1orglaugh

Well it's a townhouse so i can'T put floodlights, and he doesn't care anyway cuz it's already well lit.

hmm... an insane person is trying to break into your house every night and getting more agressive. you guys make perfect sense... why not just leave the door open and leave a butcher knife by the door?

since when did "mentally ill" come to mean "totally harmless and incapable of violence"

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Mentally ill = unpredictable
As long as he doesn't cross the threshold of my door, it's harassment, as soon as I catch him inside he's gonna get a good beating.

so you are saying that the mentally ill who are trying to get in your house, without knowing it, should be kicked the fuck out of?

we dont all think like hitler :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

he needs proffesional help, not a good kicking.

Give him some panties and tell him to have fun!

who said i wanted to beat him up?

i would bribe him into my car with a happy meal and take him to your house and tell him that Halle Berry lives there. hopefully, in his delusional state, he won't decide that you are trying to hurt Halle Berry and try to kill you and your family while you are sleeping... but then again, if he does start stabbing you in your sleep, you can be comforted in your final gasping breaths while clutching your significant others lifeless hand with the knowledge that you did the right thing and gave a lunatic the benefit of doubt and a few chances. your tombstone will probably say "here lies scott, stabbed 165 times - he was a very nice guy"

LOL great post

i'd take the second option :thumbsup

dude holy shit that was awesome haha +10 points for Pleasurepays

edit: wtf @ double posts

I kind of like the electrical door handle technique. The other alternative is to get this guy a one way plane ticket to Colombia.

This is why I live in a gated community...

as soon as you see him in your house youll do something are you kidding? you heard him enter your house already. shit like that happens in texas and you can kill his ass with a AK. if i asked this question to my friends they would think i was fucking crazy. who gives a fuck if he's mental or not, why the fuck would you care? will you care when he's raping your girlfriend when you come home? mental people are capable of worse than that i used to work in a maximum security psych ward in Amarillo, Tx.

i hope you wake up and do something besides take pictures of him and leave your door unlocked.