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doc 08-17-2002 09:20 PM

My fukin knee hurts!
 
I just had my knee surgery wed. and the damn pain killer they gave me has worn off by thurs. I pop a bunch of damn Hydrocodones and cant stand up! My fukin knee hurts!
The damn thing is wraped up like a friggin kid ate a bunch of sugar coated cereal and got ahold of some ace bandages.The dr. tells me "Under no curcumstances are you to remove the bandages!"
My fukin knee hurts!

Now for the real good part....The ins.comp. was 'sposed to supply a homecare nurse. Her job was to do my cookin and cleanin and whatever daily shit needed to be done so's I wouldnt have to walk on the damn thing....Its sat night,and I have yet to see the fukin nurse! My fukin knee hurts!

Now this means that I have had to do my own cookin,drag myself to the crapper,take the garbage out,and tend to whatever daily chores I have to, putting untold pressure on my fukin knee that hurts! I've had to walk on the damn thing.

Who wants to bet that I own a good portian of a ins. comp?
What do you think a judge will say when he hears that after major knee surgery I was sent home with no nursing care...
Care that the ins. comp. aggreed to supply in writing!!!!!!!

My fukin knee hurts!

Shit! I just fell! OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

mrthumbs 08-17-2002 09:28 PM

Knee, hurt, cookin, cereal, Hydrocodones, ins.comp. , cookin and cleanin.. it just doesnt make sense..

Anyway.. hope you'll get better soon man :thumbsup

doc 08-17-2002 09:30 PM

My fukin knee hurts!

Thnks

roseyrid 08-17-2002 09:31 PM

can i have some hydrocodones?:Graucho

sexyclicks 08-17-2002 09:33 PM

you could ask for a prescription to smoke pot in Canada

doc 08-17-2002 09:35 PM

People are breakin into drug stores and stealin the damn things.
I dont like em. They will fuk you up mannnn.
I've only got like 2 or 300 of em left....[I been hordin em]

My fukin knee hurts!

klik 08-17-2002 09:38 PM

Get yourself some ketamine..

If you're too afraid to try that.. just some some weed.

Don't like smokin? Get the pill, Marinol. THC = 'The Herbal Cure'

FiReC 08-17-2002 09:40 PM

hydrocodone is generic for vicodin ..... 750 mg i hope. You aren't going to get much work done with those in your system. if you really can't get to sleep take a couple with some beers and you will be knocked out 2 hours tops.

WiredGuy 08-17-2002 09:43 PM

Best way when your in pain I find is to sleep. Find anything that will put you to sleep, usually Gravol (the anti-nausea pill) does the trick for me, pop 2-3 and you'll be out. Anything that puts you to sleep will get your mind off the pain.

WG

doc 08-17-2002 09:43 PM

Mann, pot just makes me raid the fuk outa the fridge....and I cant see my 'lill ol dick as it is now.....

My fukin knee hurts!

Screw it,I'm gonna go bust out some vicadins and a coupla hydro's.
Bet my fukin knee quits hurtin!

Nightee night.....

doc 08-17-2002 09:47 PM

Oh shit! I been takin both the vicidans and the hydro's....
and yes they are the biggest you can git....damn,maybe thats why I cant walk 10 mins after taken the crap!

My fukin knee hurts!

FiReC 08-17-2002 09:54 PM

hydro's and vicodin are the same thing....and try not to operate any heavy machinery while under the influence of serious pain killers.

EscortBiz 08-17-2002 09:54 PM

trust me the nurse is not the same nusre as the one on thehun's gallery it will look more like

http://www.armc.com/graphics/nurse.jpg

Fletch XXX 08-17-2002 10:02 PM

My eyes hurt...

kmanrox 08-17-2002 10:03 PM

i refuse to read this post that is probably whining about pain.... take some vicatin you will be ALLLLRIGHHHTTTTT

Sly_RJ 08-17-2002 10:13 PM

Damn, what a pussy. Have some friends or family help you out instead of bitching about what you're supposed to be getting. And don't bother doing stuff that can wait. Did you really need to take out the garbage? Sure it might smell a little, but I'm sure you could have spared your knee the pain.

Rent some movies, pop some pills, and suck it up. Things will get better soon.

doc 08-17-2002 10:29 PM

I aint whinnin!
I was tryin to be funny but, as this proves,not everybody laughs or smiles.
As for the fukin pain....I just had my damn kneecap shaved with a lasor along with shaving my thigh bone at the knee joint. I also had the leggiments on either side of the kneecap cut and stiches placed on one side to pull the cap to that side.
Not only have I been walking on the fukin thing [since I woke up from the surgery] but, I have not taken one fukin pain killer! I live with pain! It lets me know that I am still alive and have all my parts!

I gots yo pussy!
Dont worry bout it!

EscortBiz, Now why did you have to fuk up my dream of a sweet 'lill 18 yr old honey with big breasteses and a tight butt
commin to take care of me?

bryany 08-18-2002 02:37 AM

Ha a shaved bone? Shit I had full blown patella realignment reconstructive surgery on both my knees. And they did one at a time- let it heal, then do the other. I literally had a broken leg where the tendons from the patella connect to my femur.

Took a year to fully heal each knee... plus tore both MCLs and stretched both ACLs

Now I got titanium screws and shit in both knees.

Not being able to run a 1/4 mile for almost 2 years, now that sucked. :ak47:


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