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calibra 04-20-2007 12:18 AM

Intimacy :)
 
> >Husband and wife in bed together.
> >She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
> >She: "Oh, that feels good."
> >His hand moves to her breast.
> >She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
> >His hand moves to her leg.
> >She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
> >But he stops.
> >She: "Why did you stop?"
> >He: "I found the remote."

:)

Humpy Leftnut 04-20-2007 12:18 AM

heheh she's probably a whale.

dig0 04-20-2007 12:22 AM

That's what living together is all about

martinsc 04-20-2007 12:23 AM

:1orglaugh

LiveDose 04-20-2007 12:29 AM

LOL, cute...

Arista225 04-20-2007 12:51 AM

Typical....

Scott McD 04-20-2007 01:07 AM

Nice... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Big_D 04-20-2007 01:26 AM

good fuckin shit

bobby666 04-20-2007 01:50 AM

haha, i have to try that on my girl today

2012 04-20-2007 01:52 AM

or the last line could be ...

> >He: "I just realized we were married." :1orglaugh

bogo 04-20-2007 01:55 AM

HAHA thanks for the laught,i needed it after todays !:4700 ratios.

ADL Josh 04-20-2007 06:56 AM

lol, nice:thumbsup

Pumba 04-20-2007 08:27 AM

One of my friends use to say that marrige is like watching the same porno over and over again.

madawgz 04-20-2007 08:36 AM

hahaha :1orglaugh


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