Widdle Wabbits
 

A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks the store owner, "Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, " I don't wealy fink my pet pwyfun gives a phuc."

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No one liked this one eh ?

He he

;-)

You are really working for it on this one :)

Not up to your usual standard Lindsay :winkwink:

He he he he he

I was drunk when I posted it.

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After seeing your Adult Who's Who. I had to join that site. Thanks.

Pleasure is all mine...

I think ;-)

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Sub-standard quality needs all the help it can get matey.

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that was cute tho :)