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[ Nate ] 04-13-2007 08:16 AM

Myspace helped me get laid....
 
So heres the story:

I go to a local bar (Win, Place or Show) in Cincinnati to hang out with a friend of mine. Were sitting there talking and this girl comes up to me and says 'hey, is your name Nate?' I reply, "yes, who are you?' She says (and I'm not joking) 'oh my god, your one of my myspace friends!' We start talking about what a complete waste of time myspace is, which allows us to segway into a normal conversation. The next thing I know, it's 5 a.m and we're sweating it out at her apartment....crazy. I never thought I would say it, but for the only time EVER, I'm glad I had a myspace account....

Voodoo 04-13-2007 08:17 AM

Go fuck yourself.

gornyhuy 04-13-2007 08:22 AM

What he said.

ADL Colin 04-13-2007 08:41 AM

.... Nice

Jman 04-13-2007 08:41 AM

Damn good thread for a post count increase...

scottybuzz 04-13-2007 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 12247246)
Go fuck yourself.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tanker 04-13-2007 09:25 AM

it got my dad laid too hahahah in fact he is engaged now all through the help of myspace


www.melonjoint.com is better! still small but better

PR_Sebas 04-13-2007 09:33 AM

congrats, just that one lay makes spending the time to make that profile worth it..

Sosa 04-13-2007 10:23 AM

lol so how drunk were you

Sosa 04-13-2007 10:29 AM

oh yeah, and we need pics

GatorB 04-13-2007 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 12247236)
this girl comes up to me and says 'hey, is your name Nate?' I reply, "yes, who are you?' She says (and I'm not joking) 'oh my god, your one of my myspace friends!''....


So this stranger girl is a "friend" yet you don't know her and she seems to know you. There's a name for people like her. STALKER.

SugarTaTa 04-13-2007 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 12247236)
So heres the story:

I go to a local bar (Win, Place or Show) in Cincinnati to hang out with a friend of mine. Were sitting there talking and this girl comes up to me and says 'hey, is your name Nate?' I reply, "yes, who are you?' She says (and I'm not joking) 'oh my god, your one of my myspace friends!' We start talking about what a complete waste of time myspace is, which allows us to segway into a normal conversation. The next thing I know, it's 5 a.m and we're sweating it out at her apartment....crazy. I never thought I would say it, but for the only time EVER, I'm glad I had a myspace account....

ha ha ha. I met this guy for some fun, and 3yrs later we're still together.. thanks myspace for domesticating me!

stickyfingerz 04-13-2007 11:02 AM

My wife and I met on friendfinder, or one of the ones that were around back in 99. Matchmaker? something like that. She was only supposed to be in the country for 9 months. Been 7 almost 8 years now. lol.

thebestdamnsexshow 04-13-2007 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 12247246)
Go fuck yourself.


that was a good one:thumbsup

princess 04-13-2007 11:03 AM

Don't you guys think that anyone that wants to get laid these days can via the internet? I mean with all the adult personal sites, myspace etc.. I don't care what you look like or who you are.. If you're looking to get laid you can.

GatorB 04-13-2007 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princess (Post 12248076)
Don't you guys think that anyone that wants to get laid these days can via the internet? I mean with all the adult personal sites, myspace etc.. I don't care what you look like or who you are.. If you're looking to get laid you can.

If that's true then I'm kind of pitiful then. I think Steven Hawking gets more ass than me.

princess 04-13-2007 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12248130)
If that's true then I'm kind of pitiful then. I think Steven Hawking gets more ass than me.

Have you actually tried? Or do you spend too much time working?

CherryLipsRosa 04-13-2007 11:19 AM

Will you see her again ?

Steve Awesome 04-13-2007 11:21 AM

Here's a couple of local models I found off myspace:

http://dearabbie.com/images/gamerchi...ne-5354-24.jpg

http://gamerchicks.com/images/models...en-640x480.jpg

Great success!

GatorB 04-13-2007 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princess (Post 12248143)
Have you actually tried?

Depends on how you define that.

Quote:

Or do you spend too much time working?
Not really an issue, but I am a single dad so it's not like I can go out any old time I want.

princess 04-13-2007 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12248201)
Not really an issue, but I am a single dad so it's not like I can go out any old time I want.

You got me there. It is harder for single parents that are the primary care giver to get out away from the kids..

RedShoe 04-13-2007 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 12247236)
So heres the story:

I go to a local bar (Win, Place or Show) in Cincinnati to hang out with a friend of mine. Were sitting there talking and this girl comes up to me and says 'hey, is your name Nate?' I reply, "yes, who are you?' She says (and I'm not joking) 'oh my god, your one of my myspace friends!' We start talking about what a complete waste of time myspace is, which allows us to segway into a normal conversation. The next thing I know, it's 5 a.m and we're sweating it out at her apartment....crazy. I never thought I would say it, but for the only time EVER, I'm glad I had a myspace account....

This thread is useless without pics. Or at least a description of how hot she was.

Doctor Dre 04-13-2007 01:57 PM

Now imagine how easy it is for Tom... :)

What a fun job it is to be the admin of a free social networking network lol

_Richard_ 04-13-2007 02:50 PM

hahaahahaha.. that's a pretty good story :)

R

starpimps 04-13-2007 03:52 PM

online bitches are easy if u got ur ePimping game on

Swish 04-13-2007 04:01 PM

Cool, but now you'll waste twice as much time on there :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

candyflip 04-13-2007 04:03 PM

My girl and I are engaged. She found my skinny ass on myspace and stalked me for a bit.

Scott McD 04-13-2007 04:06 PM

Madawgz will be signing up to MySpace NOW...

Jayvis 04-13-2007 04:18 PM

Nate I'm right across the bridge from Newport bro at UC, hit me up sometime for something and some industry talk, eh? :) jayvis (@) gmail (.) com

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