Joe Fancis Tries To Bribe Jail Guards - Gets New Charges
 

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/...ap3608268.html

What a stupid dick. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dumbass shoulda keystered some pills on the way in:2 cents:

Jesus fucking christ that guy is the epitome of stupidity.

I can?t wait for the made-for-tv movie to come out.. ;P

he seems to be digging his hole even deeper.

He is a tool. Sounds like someone needs to rape him again to knock him back down to size.

Guess this answers Vid's question as to how far someone will go for self promotion.

Wow hopefully he gets his act together, sounds like he's in some serious trouble now.

DH

To funny...

damn i guess he aint going to be getting that wild pussy for a while now

between the settlement for the stupid dumb cunts, the contempt charge, the federal indictments for tax fraud, now this... :1orglaugh

I think he's knee deep in shit


Looks like Scott could join him soon.

wow, it just doesn't stop for this guy

I really feel sorry for this guy.

I don't. :Oh crap

Damn... If things keep going the way it is for him, after legal bills and everything else the US government could end up running girls gone wild like they did the mustang ranch for awhile.

They need a scapegoat and it's probably should be a wake up call for other producers.Viva la Canada

I dont think this has much to do with being a scapegoat more so than being a complete idiot.

Telling the judge he's a "judge gone wild", tax evasion, slipping drugs into the prison, and bribing prison guards. Unfortunately when the feds are done with him, he's going to be flat broke and his asshole is going to be whistling when the wind blows.

I don't think he's a scapegoat. He's gotten a lot of leeway if you ask me. He was only fined for what some would say was filming child pornography (the girls were underage) and was charged with those crimes. He went back on a settlement he had made. He broke prison laws.

From articles I've read, the guy is said to be a complete self-centered egotistical asshole who feels he can do whatever he wants to anyone. Some reporter spent a day with him and she basically said he assaulted her, and spoke to a woman who claims he raped her. The guys seems out of control and finally got a taste of his own medicine. Karma is a bitch.

that guy is a dumbass

Can't he just drink from the toilet like the rest of us?

lol fucking classic

Fuck him greed got the best of him. Now enjoy the bed you made Joe :thumbsup

Heard this guy years ago on Stern bragging about how girls tried to sue him for putting them in his videos and how he'd then turn around and sue THEM for suing him. Douche-a-rama.

Heard him again on Stern just a couple of months ago and he sounded like he was fucked up on the phone just being an ass. Scroll down to the "Wake Up Joe" segment for that summary:

http://howardstern.com/rundown.hs?d=1170219600#8822

'Greed is good'....LOL

Ya know... as much as I try to hate the guy... for the stuff with minors... then he does stuff like this ... and I have to shrug my shoulders... I know plenty of people that would have tried the same thing. A few crazy assholes that try to get milkshakes at jack in the box at 3 am ... with that same $100 bill line

Why is that? Because he has always had so much money that he lost touch with reality?

I don't feel sorry for him at all. Such a tool.

oh please

Won't get thirsty in this thread, plenty of hate-orade to go around.

mmmmmmm Toilet wine:drinkup

he appears confused.
he doesn't need bottled water.
he needs KY Jelly, condoms and a "protector".
he will figure it out in time.
he will get a name too, probably "pussy boy".

yea... nice mix of hate and envy for everyone!

He is stupid to try this kind of shit when they are trying to get him on ANYTHING they can since nothing else has effected him up to now... They are loving the fact that they can just keep stacking charges up on him now.. Something is bound to stick and will hit home with him in time..

well, money is not everything! JF is going away for a while.

shit man..he needs an advisor to tell him how to act until he can get out of jail and move to a friendly country

LOLOL Nooo cause this act he's doing is Priceless.

Joe francis the Movie played by Will Ferrell :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Or just snort the damn pills, come on???

You can't get a milkshake at 3 am @ Jack in the Box?

We don't have them out east, so I'm not sure what you mean. :(

Sounds like he is in deep stuff.

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wawawiwaa...:)

We'll get Lawrence Connor to play Joe :1orglaugh

Yeah, it takes a real genius to figure out you don't sneak drugs and cash into jail, muchless inform the jailers about it by attempting to bribe them.


They are usually cleaning the machines at that hour.

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I know joe, he is good people. Jail sucks... but i mean seriously... $100 for bottled water? Just drink out of the fucking toilet fountain like the rest of us, man.... and sleeping pills? WTF... Oh, and NEVER insult your fucking judge man...

He'll bond out soon (if he shuts the fuck up)...

bloody amazing.. he's going to do very poorly in jail

R

I think Robert Downey Jr. might be a better fit :pimp